Dave
September 23, 2018, 5:07pm
321
Bill G. said:
The Menagerie meets their Pidgeverse counterparts. It goes… hopefully the way you’d expect.
“So. Greater body mass. Genetic advantage for upper body strength. Think that means you can take me?”
“Of course. But you – lower center of gravity. Can probably kick like a horse. Figure you know that one shot that will take me down?”
“Naturally. And four other alternatives, without moving from this spot.”
“Six, including that hold-out.”
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
“People would talk.”
“They already do.”
“Fair enough.”
“So that would mean your … father?”
“Your … mother?”
“Ew.”
“Yeah.”
“Should we just leave?”
“Are you kidding? I’m hanging on every word!”
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6824967
garrett
September 23, 2018, 7:08pm
322
And how did all this happen?
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6825306
Dave
September 23, 2018, 10:14pm
323
Quoth Alycia, “At least he’s not hitting on himself.”
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6825863
garrett
September 29, 2018, 10:17pm
324
Costume commentary could have gone a lot worse.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6843585
Dave
September 29, 2018, 10:36pm
325
That explains a lot about those pouches …
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6843644
garrett
September 30, 2018, 5:14pm
326
Tackling this situation would be more stress than Alycia’s ready for.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6845718
garrett
September 30, 2018, 7:38pm
327
When in doubt, go for the punchline.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6846207
garrett
October 1, 2018, 3:33am
328
Non-canonical so that Summer isn’t murdered in her sleep by a vengeful Alycia. Created from here: http://juliusdesign.net/instagram-generator/
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6847573
Dave
October 1, 2018, 3:53am
329
“In the wrong hands, it’s a tool for subtle tyranny …”
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6847617
garrett
October 1, 2018, 7:06am
330
It’s definitely non-canonical, and Summer would honor any kind of no-selfie request, and understand at least some reasons for it. Leo was instructed by Waters to avoid publishing information about himself or drawing attention, to avoid having his dad show up unexpectedly, and the Newmans all inherited that schooling.
That said…
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6847903
garrett
October 1, 2018, 7:17am
331
For people working at a shipping & mailing place, they are really bad at getting the message.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6847910
Dave
October 1, 2018, 1:21pm
332
HA! Okay, that started the day out right.
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6848272
garrett
October 5, 2018, 5:43am
333
I’m both concerned and excited at how Alycia Chin might go about finding Summer a date.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6859053
garrett
October 5, 2018, 6:00am
334
An equally amusing - and perhaps more likely - alternative?
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6859074
Dave
October 5, 2018, 6:03am
335
garrett
October 6, 2018, 6:05am
336
How to re-introduce tension in the Summer-Alycia friendship.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6861569
Dave
October 6, 2018, 7:17am
337
Ha!
Yes, Alycia is all in on helping Summer with boyfriend questions. This is not, however, a symmetrical arrangement.
author: *** Dave H.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6861641
garrett
October 6, 2018, 9:09pm
338
I’m shocked nobody made this joke before.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6862973
Dave
October 6, 2018, 10:47pm
339
garrett
October 7, 2018, 3:47am
340
This is why a passive boyfriend hunt is better than an active one.
author: Bill G.https://app.roll20.net/forum/permalink/6863891
