# Incorrect Megalos Quotes
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236
**Category:** MEGALOS
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [November 16, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236 "2023-11-16T23:46:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/81 "2024-02-02T17:28:18Z")
Seirus: Won’t worry, I’ve done this plenty of times. 9 times out of 10, no problem.
Carabas: What happens the 10th time?
Seirus: Problem.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/82 "2024-02-02T17:35:43Z")
Aaron: Aeryn is no longer allowed to take out the trash at night.
Erin: Why?
Aaron: Because this is the fifth night in a row that I’ve caught them trying to train raccoons to fight.
Aeryn, crossing his arms and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your asses.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/83 "2024-02-02T17:38:55Z")
Seirus: Do you have any moral compass?
Carabas: I pawned it for cash
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2024, 5:42pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/84 "2024-02-02T17:42:17Z")
Kavo: I’m literally just standing here and people tell me I look angry and tired. What the fuck.
Aaron: You sound angry.
Erin: I bet because he’s tired.
Kavo: Hate you. Hate you both.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/85 "2024-02-03T21:21:15Z")
> [@fragolakat](#):
>
> (This one honestly works with any of the characters)
- Auoy: _pulls out 7 pristine, glossy-white human skulls, sets them down reverently._ Take your pick.
- Seirus: _pulls out 7 skulls: 4 human, 3 distinctly not in increasingly disturbing shapes._ _Looks back in his bag. Shrugs. Pulls out an 8th._ Human-ish okay?
- Xeric: _pulls out 7 human skulls in various states of disrepair, slams them on the table one at a time._ _Glowers, daring the Professor to say anything._
- Carabas: _pulls out 7 human skulls, with the facial skin still perfectly preserved on their front._ Later verification of identity is important. But these have all been paid out. Oh, wait, except her. Drats. _Puts one back in his bag._
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/86 "2024-02-03T21:24:10Z")
> [@fragolakat](#):
>
> Xeric: “You’ll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; “You’ll never _stop_ finding the body.”
> Auoy: Or just say, “They’ll be finding parts of you for at least four months.”
> Carabas: Now that’s a threat!
Carabas: You’ll never be sure if you’re still finding the body or not.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/87 "2024-02-03T21:28:59Z")
Auoy: No, violence is not the answer. But it _is_ a part of this nutritious breakfast!
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/88 "2024-02-03T21:32:19Z")
> [@fragolakat](#):
>
> Miss Pendleton: I’m heading to town, try not to cause a mess in five minutes. Can you handle that?
> Seirus: Well, our record in four, but I think we can manage.
Carabas: _Perking up._ A challenge!
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/89 "2024-02-03T21:36:19Z")
> [@fragolakat](#):
>
> Aaron: Aeryn is no longer allowed to take out the trash at nice.
> Erin: Why?
> Aaron: Because this is the fifth night in a row that I’ve caught them trying to train raccoons to fight.
> Aeryn, crossing his arms and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your asses.
Alvin: _From outside_ Ready for some more trash, li’l dude!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2024, 10:13am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/90 "2024-02-06T10:13:48Z")
Kavo: we may be allies of the moment, but I can’t imagine an alternative to Imperial rulers
The Professor: metric rulers, obviously!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/91 "2024-02-09T01:32:07Z")
Auoy: why do you tell such obvious falsehoods?
Carabas: every cat has only nine lies
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2024, 10:31am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/92 "2024-02-09T10:31:05Z")
Seirus: we will be asking our captives some tough questions
Xeric: like the capitals of the 50 states? I can never remember those
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/93 "2024-02-11T02:23:51Z")
Seirus: what’s the most petty thing you ever did?
Carabas: I promised Xeric if he didn’t stop brooding, I’d randomly put hairballs in his boots for the next three months
Seirus: did he get you back?
Carabas: in a sense. He wore those boots for three months and just took them off the other day upwind of me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/94 "2024-02-12T01:33:40Z")
Seirus: I want to celebrate our recent treasure acquisition, but I don’t want to get too drunk. What should we order at the tavern?
Carabas: Loot Beer
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/95 "2024-02-13T05:50:15Z")
Seirus: And you’ll probably be giving us shit about how much of the treasure you got for us. So what will _you_ be drinking?
Carabas: Sass-parilla, _obviously_.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2024, 4:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/96 "2024-02-21T16:41:45Z")
(Mounted Imperial cavalry surround the team)
Carabas: I always knew betting on the horses would come back to bite me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/97 "2024-03-08T01:48:54Z")
Xeric: danger is our business
Carabas: correction. Archaeology is our business. Danger is our hobby
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/98 "2024-04-27T20:01:13Z")
Carabas: I’m sorry I hurt your “feelings”
Gwen: I would take that more seriously if you didn’t put “feelings” in air quotes
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/99 "2024-04-28T00:44:01Z")
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/100 "2024-05-03T01:20:07Z")
Auoy: so much for the adventurer cafe idea
Seirus: what happened?
Auoy: I told Xeric to punch loyalty cards for customers and he did not understand what that meant
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