# Incorrect Megalos Quotes
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236
**Category:** MEGALOS
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [November 16, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236 "2023-11-16T23:46:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/101 "2024-05-03T05:04:35Z")
Auoy: just because I use liquefaction for fast transportation does not mean you can call it a–
Carabas: “blood drive”
Auoy: stop saying that
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/102 "2024-06-12T02:33:13Z")
Carabas: you should solve problems with elegance, poise, and charm!
Xeric: elle-guns?
Auoy: poison?
Seirus: harm?
Carabas: I’m a stranger in a strange land
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/103 "2024-06-12T02:37:12Z")
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/104 "2024-06-21T03:19:25Z")
Gwin: it’s okay to talk now, I won’t get upset no matter what you say
Xeric: well I was just thinking—
Gwin: as long as you don’t tell me such an obvious lie
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/105 "2024-06-21T16:59:14Z")
Carabas: my wits and blades are equally sharp, making me…
Seirus: oh god he’s doing it again
Carabas: … a sassin’ assassin!
Seirus: Auoy get in here and stop him please
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 2:50am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/106 "2024-06-28T02:50:28Z")
Carabas: It was difficult, but we managed to keep Xeric completely safe.
Gwin: He’s _covered_ in _blood!_ [Hits him with her duffel bag]
Carabas: All from the enemies we –
Gwin: It’s still pumping from his _gaping wounds!_ [Hits him again]
Xeric: Ha! I told you, cat, she’d never –
Gwin: Shut up, you’re next!
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/107 "2024-06-28T02:59:10Z")
Xeric: [Showing up behind them] Hey, guys, whazzup?
Mist Miners: GAH!
Carabas: [Slipping out of the shadows] Lovely evening, isn’t it?
Mist Miners: GAH!!
Seirus: [Walking up in his twisted hypermuscular form] Nice to meetcha.
Mist Miners: GAAAHHHH!!!
Auoy: [Breaking the fourth wall] And they call _me_ the scary one.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 3:28am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/108 "2024-06-28T03:28:12Z")
Geokinetic Lancaster: you know you’re cut out for a job like mine when your name literally sounds like “land-caster”.
Ensign Timothy Expendable: tell me about it, sir
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 4:07am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/109 "2024-06-28T04:07:18Z")
Auoy: they say “if it bleeds, it leads” and I’m about to give all of these guys a promotion
Carabas: … that was very weird but also kind of scary. Points for effort, but keep working on your battle taunts.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 4:09am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/110 "2024-06-28T04:09:19Z")
Auoy: I’m working on battle taunts. What’s your secret to instantly getting every enemy’s attention?
Seirus: I just yell “Y’ ymg’ kadishtu ahmgr’luh mgepyar”. The Ancient Tongue is heard deeply in the enemy’s subconscious and they realize the danger I represent.
Auoy: what does that mean?
Seirus: “I’ve seen your browser history”
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/111 "2024-06-28T18:35:49Z")
Kavo: what up Aarons
Erin:
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/112 "2024-06-29T03:18:46Z")
Gwin: If anything happened to Xeric I don’t know what I’d do with myself
Carabas: losing friends is always difficult, yes, but I think…
Gwin: (reaching for knives) I know exactly what I’d do with all of you though
Carabas: we’ll look after him, on my honor
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/113 "2024-06-29T03:21:22Z")
Seirus: today so far I’ve been attacked by 473 Imperial soldiers, 22 aerial troopers, 5 casters, 2 cyborg commanders, and a particularly vicious alpaca
Auoy: any regrets about being the party tank?
Seirus: (paying the check) that I have to keep feeding you expensive rare steak if I want healing
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/114 "2024-06-30T03:52:33Z")
Xeric: I am shadow. I am night. I am darkness.
Seirus: so you’re saying you’re not very bright
Xeric: yeah–hey!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/115 "2024-06-30T04:35:11Z")
(Carabas and Auoy are tied up over a pit of lava as angry local clansmen look on)
Auoy: you said let you do the talking and I did. Now we’re about to die.
Carabas: so I didn’t do so well earlier, fine. But now I’m just getting warmed up!
Auoy: (glancing down) that is the problem
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 9, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/116 "2024-07-09T21:26:19Z")
Seirus: who do you think the final boss will be?
Carabas: and what deep connection will they have to one or more of us?
Auoy: and what diabolical plot will they unleash?
Xeric: and will they pay better and offer more benefits than our current boss?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 11, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/117 "2024-07-11T00:55:56Z")
Pyrocaster Azure: you can’t hope to challenge my powers
Xeric: I will defeat you with vengeance, determination, and these guns I found
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/118 "2024-07-12T01:38:47Z")
Auoy: All my bleeding is intentional.
Seirus: Same! The enemies have all been _very intentional_ in their attacks!
Blood Elder: … My bleeding has been somewhat intentional…
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/119 "2024-07-12T01:45:30Z")
Seirus: I often envy the special quality you possess and I can never share
Carabas: charm? good looks? eloquence?
Seirus: being uninjured
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 19, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/120 "2024-07-19T03:16:52Z")
Xeric: we did it, we beat an elemental dragon
Auoy: we almost died but I kept us alive
Carabas: I kept the enemies on their toes and off balance
Seirus: if I ever so much as see a spark of electricity again I’m gonna lose it stg
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