# Incorrect Megalos Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** MEGALOS\ **Tags:** meme\ **Created:** [November 16, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236 "2023-11-16T23:46:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/121 "2024-07-19T03:21:33Z")
Carabas: Seirus, you’re a tanky sort, protect me Seirus: from what (nearby, Gwin is arguing with Xeric about who let him get injured) Seirus: ![](https://forum-menagerie-team-assets.sfo2.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/2X/a/a2e12039b4eda4c899ee2cd62ac6c686d749efc7.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/122 "2024-07-19T03:32:47Z")
Auoy: So, that’s what’s down there. So beautiful. It draws me… Carabas: An entire land beneath the Mists. Endless opportunities for those who are quick enough. Seirus: So much to be explored … studied … before tourists start trudging through it. Xeric: Yyyeah, I promised Gwin we’d go see _Deadpool and Wolverine_ this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/123 "2024-07-19T05:02:23Z")
Seirus: hey, come down and check out these new lands. They say there’s blood tornados. A Chanter actually died last week Auoy: you had me at “blood tornados” ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/124 "2024-08-02T00:58:42Z")
Carabas: (tipsy) what do you think we should do about Barry? Xeric: (drunk) we should invent a new element and make him the temple guardian for it Seirus: that would never work Xeric: sure it would work. Wait. No. He might not know how to make tattoos. You’re right. We’ll need to pair him with a tattoo artist ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/125 "2024-08-02T01:08:59Z")
> [@garrett](#): > > Carabas: (tipsy) what do you think we should do about Barry? > Xeric: (drunk) we should invent a new element and make him the temple guardian for it Carabas: We can call it Barrium! ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/126 "2024-08-02T01:34:41Z")
Carabas: AUOY! WHAT IS THE DARK, TERRIBLE SECRET I _KNOW_ YOU HOLD?! Auoy: Wine-Away® cleans up blood stains, too. Carabs: That’s … surprisingly useful to know. ---
**Author:** ![fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/fragolakat/32/2001_2.png) [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/127 "2024-08-02T02:00:28Z")
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**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236/128 "2024-08-02T02:53:03Z")
Auoy: See? If you then dab it with water, the spatters of blood just lift out from whatever you happen to be wearing. Seirus: Does it matter if most of the blood is mine? I mean, I assume not. But, since it _is_ mostly mine … Carabas: This is, in fact, why most of my attacks are phantasmal terror attacks. Very little blood, though other localized body fluids may be involved. Xeric: I’m not sure they make WineAway® in large enough drums for the spray patterns I get involved in. Gwin: I better not find your clothing reeking of WineAway®, mister. [Previous page](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-megalos-quotes/1236.md?page=6)