# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 12-13
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914 "2020-06-27T03:02:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/1 "2020-06-27T03:02:27Z")
Alex: hey do you want me to help you spy on Mette and Evan going on their date, and help you mess it up?
Joey: yes!
Alex: I’m not going to, I just wanted to know if you wanted that
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/2 "2020-06-27T07:09:38Z")
Roddy: I can’t stop thinking about Gothwitch
Joey: I can’t stop thinking about Mette
Alex: I can’t stop thinking that you two should shut up already
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/3 "2020-06-27T07:23:40Z")
Joey: surely there’s someone you like
Alex: who invented chicken tenders? I like them
Kiln: is there a harem I can join there, or…?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 8:42am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/4 "2020-06-27T08:42:57Z")
Joey: Evan is terrible for her! You have to help me stop this date
Alex: no I don’t
Joey: what if our situations were reversed? I’d help you!
Alex: wait, what exactly is being reversed? You’d be wanting to date Evan and Mette was getting in your way?
Joey: stop, forget I asked anything
Alex: or are you saying you’d stop me from dating Mette…?
Joey: (starts snapping pencils)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 9:00am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/5 "2020-06-27T09:00:18Z")
Mette: an AI uprising almost doomed the future
Kiln: Fluvis and elemental beings like him are a danger to living beings
Alex: you guys, I hacked my Roomba! Check this out
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2020, 11:21pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/6 "2020-06-27T23:21:45Z")
Mette: Joey, you got a delivery
Joey: huh, it’s… a stress ball? Oversized?
Mette: the note said “on behalf of the American Pencil Manufacturers Association”
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2020, 7:45am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/7 "2020-06-29T07:45:28Z")
Alex: relax, you’re gonna impress Gothwitch just fine
Roddy: are you sure?
Alex: no, I just say that shit to sound convincing
Roddy: I can’t tell whether you’re being brutally honest or encouragingly sarcastic
Alex: good, that’s the point. Go get 'er, tiger
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/8 "2020-06-30T03:26:44Z")
Joey: if Alex is really spying on us, isn’t there a way around it? Like, some kind of… high tech or magic thing?
Mette: you mean like an electrogravitic isolation zone?
Kiln: or an invocation of seven silences?
Roddy: or turning your phone off?
Joey: come on, let’s not get crazy here
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/9 "2020-07-01T01:58:44Z")
(leaving this in Incorrect Quotes so it stays non-canon, “inspired” by James’ [comment](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/masks-616-10-if-this-be-my-personality-quiz/900/23))
No one:
Literally no one on God’s green Earth:
Nono: I’m just saying, a Mette/Arizella ship has to happen! What else could I do with a ship name like “Time and Tide”?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 3:52am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/10 "2020-07-01T03:52:12Z")
Alex: there’s a downside to you getting turned back into a human
Joey: what, not having a reason to be at a school with Mette?
Alex: your mom gets to take you clothes shopping for _everything_
Joey: oh god no
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/11 "2020-07-01T04:00:37Z")
((Joey’s mom is dead, but I appreciate the joke. 🙂))
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/12 "2020-07-01T04:02:05Z")
Alex: I know, right? That’d be awful.
Joey: Actually, my mom is dead. So …
Alex: Wait, what? Oh, jeez, I’m really –
Joey: It’s okay, I just mapped it over to my Aunt who disowned me when I was turned into a gorilla. It sitll works.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/13 "2020-07-01T04:15:31Z")
Joey: Dr. Quill, can I ask your advice on something?
Quill: Of course, Joey. Just … hold that contact against your skin … _there._
Joey: So, there’s this girl I really like –
Quill: I’m not sure I’m qualified to speak to that topic.
Joey: And she haunts my dreams but I’m afraid we’re just from too different a background, our families wouldn’t approve –
Quill: (mutters) Dammit, Jason …
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 4:30am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/14 "2020-07-01T04:30:01Z")
Quill: All right, Joey. You wanted advice, I’ll give it to you.
Joey: Yes, sir.
Quill: Romantic entanglements are risky. Time- and dimension-crossed entanglements are dangerous. Mysteriously seductive love interests are particularly hazardous.
Joey: That’s not encouraging, sir.
Quill: On the other hand, I fell in love with my disturbingly aggressive and lethal bodyguard, so what do I know?
Joey: I’m not sure that’s encouraging, either, sir.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/15 "2020-07-01T04:53:29Z")
Quill: Don’t believe me about the dangers of romantic entanglements? Jason!
Jason: Yeah? Hey, Joey.
Joey: Whassup?
Quill: Jason, we’re talking about the dangers of getting romantically entangled with a dangerous, mysterious girlfriend –
Jason: (mutters) Dammit, Dad …
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/16 "2020-07-01T05:32:30Z")
Alex: Roddy, I’m sending Joey along with you to help you make an impression on Gothwitch. Compared to him, you’ll look like solid boyfriend material
Joey: is this because I’m a subhuman life form?
Alex: yes! who dips french fries in mayo, for Christ’s sake?
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 5:33am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/17 "2020-07-01T05:33:36Z")
Jason: Okay, Dad’s busy studying the latest scan of you. What’s the SitRep?
Joey: What?
Jason: What was Dad doing his crazy-making talk about?
Joey: I got girl troubles.
Jason: I am probably not the most reliable narrator on that subject.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/18 "2020-07-01T05:34:29Z")
Jason: What are you truly worried about?
Joey: I’m afraid to talk with her. I mean, if she thinks of me as … not worthy … I dunno what I’d do.
Jason: Dude, worrying about being not worthy of a girl kind of goes with the territory. Believe m–
Joey: But, most of all … I’m really scared she’ll somehow … I dunno, just disappear into the future, across a dimensional barrier, never to be seen again.
Jason: (mutters) Dammit, Joey.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/19 "2020-07-01T05:43:56Z")
Kiln: Wait. Roddy. I can help.
Alex: Huh?
Joey: Wuh?
Kiln: You need not rely upon someone who dips fries into mayonnaise to impress your object of romance.
Roddy: Okaaaay …
Kiln: In my era, we knew the frying of food, of various sorts. Such was a holy sacrament, a truly religious consumption of that which was favored by the gods. We would scourge the eating area to purify it, flog it with blessed leather thongs to drive off demons that would otherwise desecrate the sacred feast, from which the gods would work to grant the prayers of those who made such an offering.
Alex: No. No …
Joey: Say it ain’t so …
Roddy: Aieee!
Kiln: Yes. No mayo is needed, when one uses the Miracle Whip.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/20 "2020-07-01T05:46:20Z")
Alex: you all make me want to move to the top floor of the dorms…
Kiln: what did I say?
Alex: …make sure I empty all the rooms below me…
Roddy: listen, I can handle this myself–
Alex: …then get some power tools and build a chute leading down…
Roddy: I think I can handle Gothwitch just fine–
Alex: …JUST so I can DROP YOU ALL THROUGH A TRAP DOOR!
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