# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 12-13 **URL:** \ **Category:** Masks-616\ **Tags:** meme\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914 "2020-06-27T03:02:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/101 "2020-08-01T20:16:49Z")
Mette: Why are you giving me sunglasses? Kiln: Thematic costuming. I was thinking about what you said, about needing a catchy phrase to stay popular for our readers. Mette: Look, I apologized for the “blast from the past” thing. I mean, I’m sure if you just invoke some ancient hero’s name when you charge into battle, that will be fine. Kiln: I was actually concerned for you. You have even fewer instances of dialog than I do. As a hero, and your teammate and friend, I had to see you were cared for. Mette: Oh, that’s so sweet. Kiln: So I have been viewing the entertainments of this era, listening to its chants and folksongs. I believe one is perfect for you. Mette: Thank you. Kiln: So don these, and when you charge to battle, invoke this catch phrase: “Future so bright, I gotta wear shades.” Mette: I – maybe not. Kiln: I have also hand-sewn this orange padded vest, in case you prefer, “I am going Back to the Future!” Mette: This might not have been – Kiln: Too, I have researched a new hairstyle for you, of ringlets held high across your skull, so that you can invoke the war song, “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love you, Tomorrow! You’re only a day away!” Mette: I think I liked it better when _I_ was failing to solve _your_ problem. ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/102 "2020-08-01T20:22:50Z")
((Since Roy/Sequoia appears as a speaker three posts above these stats, is there possibly a problem with the script?)) ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/103 "2020-08-01T20:23:10Z")
No, I just ran the script before some of those posts were made 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/dave/32/6344_2.png) [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/104 "2020-08-02T02:26:07Z")
Hellbinder: And we’ll take the first question from … E! Reporter: Alex, your exposure among your team mates is nearly at the top. How does that make you feel? Alex: Extremely uncomfortable. Hellbinder: And from People … Reporter: Joey, you seem to have twice the dialog instances that Sync does. To what do you credit that? Joey: Everyone loves to look at the monkey. Hellbinder: By which he means that the platform Phoenix Academy has provided to the alternately bodied provides him with an excellent position to perform before the global audience. Joey: (Makes a rude gesture.) Reporter: Roddy, your thoughts. Roddy: Positronic rocks. Also, I need to have a long talk with my agent. Check out my Insta! Hellbinder: And from GQ … Reporter: Kiln, your appearances in Incorrect Quotes are less than half of the Alex and Joey. How does a real man deal with that? Kiln: Have you actually read my bio? Reporter: Um … Kiln: In my time, jesters could speak truth to a god-emperor. But they were presumed intelligent enough to do so. Reporter: Hey! Kiln: And suffered torments subtle and profound should they fail in that task. Hellbinder: By which Kiln means: Phoenix Academy has provided a platform for all gender identities, and our “Lose the ‘Lass’ and ‘Lad’” nomenclature initiative has proven extremely successful in reducing gender-binding hero names. Next up, from the Weekly World News … Reporter: Mette, is it true that the revelation of Elvis’ hidden identity will be a key part of the coming cataclysm that ensures your personal future timeline occurs. Mette: (Rocks back, eyes rolling up, pain crossing her face. After a moment …) Now I have to kill you. Hellbinder: And that concludes this press conference. Official PR kits are in the lobby, or available for download from _www.PhoenixAcademyHeroes.edu_. Thank you for coming. ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 9:40am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/105 "2020-08-02T09:40:18Z")
Kiln: why are you planning to intervene with Roddy and his attempt at romance? Alex: because of his attitude toward girls he likes Kiln: I believe in such matters that Roddy is pure of heart Alex: unfortunately Roddy is also dumb of ass ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/106 "2020-08-02T13:23:50Z")
Kiln: so you are doing this to assist Roddy, yes? Alex: right Kiln: then why are we waiting in a dark alley? Alex: I told you, so we can find a mugger or something Kiln: who we then defeat Alex: right! Kiln: so Roddy can claim to have defeated them Alex: yes Kiln: and impress Gothwitch Alex: yes Kiln: despite never having done the deed, nor even having met this mugger Alex: you got it Kiln: are you sure you’re not overcomplicating this? Alex: shut up and finish your chili dog ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/107 "2020-08-02T13:31:13Z")
Alex: I’ve planned every part of this scheme to perfection, every detail has been accounted for Kiln: will a girl be that impressed by a single mugger being defeated? Alex: (freezes) ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/108 "2020-08-02T23:15:11Z")
Alex: okay, new plan. The essence of comedy is timing. Roddy’s superpower is perfect timing. It follows that he should be an amazing comedian. People love someone who makes 'em laugh. Kiln: Gothwitch does not seem like the sort of person who laughs. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/109 "2020-08-03T01:03:23Z")
> [@Son of General Inspiration Thread](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/son-of-general-inspiration-thread/29/180): > > Here’s one for Masks to cover a dance (perhaps a school dance, perhaps something else). Alex: no, I’m not doing it. Wild horses can’t drag me to the stupid homecoming dance. (later) Alex: (trussed up) Kiln, it’s a metaphor. It means I’m unwilling to go Kiln: (holding several horse reins in hand) However, you agree that there’s enough horses here to physically drag you to the dance Alex: (grumpy) you are technically correct Kiln: the best kind of correct ---
**Author:** ![fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/fragolakat/32/2001_2.png) [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/110 "2020-08-03T03:59:35Z")
Kiln: Hey Jillian, you drink coffee a lot. What does it taste like? Jillian: Not as good as it smells, unfortunately. Kiln: Ah Kiln: Bit like shampoo then. ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/111 "2020-08-03T07:12:54Z")
Alex: (from the next room) KILN I TOLD YOU, WHEN IT SAYS “BETTER BODY” IT’S TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIR Kiln: I knew that Kiln: (thinking) I wish I’d listened to Alex that one single time ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/112 "2020-08-04T01:50:06Z")
Mette: I want to get something nice for Joey, to say thank you for finding the ship Alex: a bundle of pencils should be a nice gift Mette: oh? Does he do a lot of writing? Alex: (eyeing wood fragments and carbon chips around the team’s base) no ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/113 "2020-08-04T22:00:25Z")
Nono: I’m writing stories about Mr. Brick, only he’s a detective and solves mysteries at school! Emma: why? Nono: because I wanted him to use a catch phrase. “Something doesn’t add up!” Emma: write a story where you remind me why we’re dating ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/114 "2020-08-07T04:13:27Z")
Tahi: the temple has lain undisturbed for millennia Kiln: so you missed out on Chicago style pizza we are so fixing this problem ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 8:17am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/115 "2020-08-07T08:17:55Z")
Roddy: it’s 3am, the rest of us are trying to sleep Alex: I’m debunking flat earthers on the Internet Roddy: why? We all know they’re wrong Alex: yeah but they’re smug about it ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/116 "2020-08-07T16:14:29Z")
Alex: predictably another person ignored the substance of my arguments to claim I’m being paid by the government to spread disinformation Roddy: but you’re with AEGIS Alex: that’s the one thing they’ve gotten right this whole conversation! ---
**Author:** ![fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/fragolakat/32/2001_2.png) [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/117 "2020-08-07T19:44:30Z")
Alex: You have a high danger, right? Joey: I guess, why? Alex: I have a new theme song for you. [![](https://forum-menagerie-team-assets.sfo2.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/2X/d/db1adef9d5ee22375e0805ad285e414a64f4039c.jpeg "Blackway & Black Caviar - "What's Up Danger" (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) [Official Audio]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y88LVU7MAe4) ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/118 "2020-08-07T22:16:53Z")
Joey: what’s up, Danger? Danger: I have a boyfriend Joey: god _dammit_ ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/119 "2020-08-08T03:51:25Z")
Villain: i shall crack you open like clams! Joey: oh yeah? Well… Open this oyster and you’ll get the peril! Team: … Villain: … Alex: hold on hold on, time out. Ref? Penalty. Can we start this again please? ---
**Author:** ![garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/user_avatar/forum.menagerie.team/garrett/32/3_2.png) [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914/120 "2020-08-09T06:57:14Z")
Mette: even my vague memories of this time period have come in handy so far Roddy: so your nemesis must be some villain who’s so boring that nobody remembered him in the future [Previous page](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-12-13/914.md?page=7)