Alex: no, I’m not doing it. Wild horses can’t drag me to the stupid homecoming dance.
(later)
Alex: (trussed up) Kiln, it’s a metaphor. It means I’m unwilling to go
Kiln: (holding several horse reins in hand) However, you agree that there’s enough horses here to physically drag you to the dance
Alex: (grumpy) you are technically correct
Kiln: the best kind of correct
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