# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 14-16
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [August 10, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927 "2020-08-10T04:21:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/1 "2020-08-10T04:21:09Z")
Arizella: who is your team leader anyway?
Alex: (rolls a d4) Kiln
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/2 "2020-08-10T07:17:42Z")
Alex: well the good news, politically, is that the Costa Rican military was abolished in 1949, and their budget is now used for education and culture.
Joey: what’s the bad news
Alex: (running and dodging another energy blast) nobody’s coming to save us from Fluvis’s monsters
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2020, 9:42am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/3 "2020-08-10T09:42:45Z")
Kiln: millennia away from my own era, surrounded by alien costumes and incomprehensible culture. Do you have any idea what that feels like?
Roddy: my parents took me to a Rolling Stones concert once
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2020, 11:17am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/4 "2020-08-10T11:17:09Z")
Kiln: Arizella said that you said that I’m the team leader
Alex: actually a d4 said that
Kiln: what is that?
Alex: an oracular device going back to the 1970s and used in the clearing of dungeons and the defeating of dragons
Kiln: it sounds potent
Alex: join my Discord for a mid-level 5E RPGA compliant campaign
Kiln: a sorcerous incantation. I didn’t realize magic was so prevalent in this era
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/5 "2020-08-10T21:04:28Z")
Nono: What about in a fight? How do you decide who leads?
Roddy: We draw straws. The person who loses has to lead.
(Credit to a college friend)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/6 "2020-08-11T07:12:08Z")
Nono: are you lucky at drawing straws?
Alex: very
Nono: what’s your secret? Rabbit’s foot, prayer, Lotto numbers?
Alex: I bring my own straws, and have a dispenser built into my bionic arm
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 7:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/7 "2020-08-11T07:46:48Z")
Nono: What about you?
Kiln: I am adept at the secret magica of the ancients. Under the alignment of the moon and the stars and the will of the gods, I can change my fate.
Nono: That sounds like a lot of work just for one straw.
Kiln: Would you want to lead us?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 11:59am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/8 "2020-08-11T11:59:35Z")
Nono: how do you handle drawing straws for leadership?
Mette: gravity powers can levitate straws just like anything else
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/9 "2020-08-11T14:51:59Z")
Nono: Just one straw, Joe!
Joey: Look at the size of these fingers.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 5:10pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/10 "2020-08-11T17:10:26Z")
Nono: \*sigh \* Roddy?
Roddy: Are you kidding? Picking the right straw is all a matter of timing. I could do it in my sleep.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/11 "2020-08-11T17:12:08Z")
Nono: Then… Who is the team leader?
\*Everyone looks around \*
Everyone: NOT IT!
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/12 "2020-08-11T17:15:38Z")
Hellbinder: I’d like to go over your most recent field trip report
Alex: What about it? The technological advancements we found in the ancient temple?
Kiln: The presence of temple guardians and a hunter in the modern day?
Mette: The similarities to my own technology?
Joey: The fact that I supposedly have been to one of these before?
Roddy: That my bestest bud’s name is actually Joseph?
Hellbinder: The part where you had a ten minute argument about who the team leader is.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 8:03pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/13 "2020-08-11T20:03:38Z")
Arizella: your team should take more responsibility
Arizella: Alex, why can’t you be team leader?
Alex: did you know that after Gilligan’s Island, they did an animated spin-off called Gilligan’s Planet, using most of the original actors, minus Tina Louise, who refused to have anything further to do with the franchise?
Arizella: I didn’t know that. What does that have to do with leading the team?
Alex: nothing, I just wanted to get out of this conversation
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### Author:  [@Margie](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Margie)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/14 "2020-08-11T20:36:49Z")
Arizella: Mette, why can’t you be team leader?
Mette: I am afraid that leadership was bred out of the working class on the ship.
Arizella: That’s horrible!
Mette: No, it is a fear that I can live with.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/15 "2020-08-11T21:00:04Z")
Arizella: What is your excuse for not being team leader.
Kiln: It’s this future world I **skrich fhdh** Sorry **jssh** you’re breaking **jkshgd** can’t hear **fkejdh**
Arizella: That doesn’t work
Kiln: Really? Alex promised that it would.
Arizella: You aren’t even on the phone.
Kiln: Oh.
Kiln, holds up phone: **hfjdj** Can’t **skiegc** hear **fhdjsis**
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/16 "2020-08-11T21:35:57Z")
Arizella: Rodrick, why can’t you be team leader?
Roddy: Oh yeah, I’d love to it’s just-
Everyone else: NO!
Roddy: -that happens whenever I bring it up.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/17 "2020-08-11T21:44:39Z")
(Alex has no objection to Roddy as team leader as long as we don’t get renamed to “The Powertronic Patrol”)
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/18 "2020-08-11T21:47:59Z")
(Well, there’s a reason these are Incorrect Quotes. 😛 )
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/19 "2020-08-11T22:41:56Z")
> [@insomn14](#):
>
> Roddy: Oh yeah, I’d love to it’s just-
> Everyone else: NO!
> Roddy: -that happens whenever I bring it up.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/20 "2020-08-11T22:48:59Z")
Arizella: Joey, why aren’t willing to be team leader?
Joey: I’m … really not leadership material. I’m more … um … passionate … romantic … I kinda … hey, that’s it! I’m not a leader, because I have the soul of a _poet!_
Arizella: AHA! I _knew_ it! I expect at least 250 lines of verse, your choice of meter and rhyme scheme, on my desk, Monday morning, topic, “Discovering My Inner Calling.”
Joey: Goddammit.
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