# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 14-16
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [August 10, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927 "2020-08-10T04:21:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/21 "2020-08-12T01:58:37Z")
Temple Keeper: solve my puzzle, waste no time
Joey: Alex, use your galaxy brain to–
Temple Keeper: your responses all must rhyme
Alex: hey, Mr. Passionate Romantic Poet, step up
---
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/22 "2020-08-12T02:58:19Z")
For Kiln:
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/23 "2020-08-13T05:37:28Z")
Kiln: Everyone expects me to know everything about the ancient past – culture, applied theology, magitech, pop culture, crystal programming, harnessing of the Unquenched Fire of the Stars … I’m just a normal guardian warrior, not a high priest or magus-general or speaker-for-gods.
Alex: Suck it up. You’re the only one left. Represent.
Kiln: (raises an eyebrow)
Alex: So … about that Unquenched Fire thing …
Kiln: I would tell you, but it would break my Vows of Secrecy to the Birds of the Gray Valley.
Alex: You’re just making that up.
Kiln: No, I’m representing.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/24 "2020-08-15T18:49:48Z")
Alex: So, Joey – since we now know you have ties to these ancient temples –
Joey: Don’t remind me.
Alex: Just a quick question, then, asking for a friend – do you know anything about the Unquenched Fire of the --?
Joey: I already talked with Kiln.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/25 "2020-08-15T20:06:27Z")
Alex: Mette, your tech has a weird relationship that of Kiln’s people.
Mette: So it seems.
Alex: Have you ever heard of something like the Unquenched Fire of the Stars?
Mette: Hmmm. That sounds like it could be a reference to controlled fusion, the thermonuclear reactions which power the stardrives, our weaponry, free and easy energy for all our purposes.
Alex: Yes! So what do you –
Mette: I would tell you, but it would break my Vows of Endeeyay to the Department Masters of Engineering Services.
Alex: (blinks)
Mette: Also, I spoke with Kiln.
Alex: Goddammit.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/26 "2020-08-15T20:24:15Z")
Roddy: Hey, Alex!
Alex: Sup?
Roddy: I just heard Kiln talking with Tahi, and he mentioned the Unquenched Fire of the Stars.
Alex: Yes! What did he say about it?
Roddy: Oh, I didn’t pay any attention to that. But isn’t it a wicked-cool name?
Alex: I’d be better off gathering intel from the Marx Brothers.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/27 "2020-08-15T23:44:57Z")
Joey: I just don’t think I have a chance with Mette
Alex: well then I guess Evan’s gonna get his–
Joey: wait. That description makes me angry enough to give it a shot just in case
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/28 "2020-08-15T23:48:38Z")
Alex: if things don’t work out, I can always introduce her to a fellow agent
Joey: I can’t imagine stiff-necked impersonal Men in Black types being interesting to her
Alex: (holds up phone with picture) this is Chad Muscular, AEGIS Junior Agent
Joey: (snaps every pencil)
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/29 "2020-08-16T04:03:51Z")
Alex: You can do this, Joey.
Joey: I’m frightened, Alex.
Alex: You can impress her.
Joey: What if she says no? What if disgust washes across her face?
Alex: She knows your worth. You can be the hero. Do you want to be the hero, Joey? Then _do_ it.
Joey: I –
Alex: _Do it!_
Joey: All right! All right! (Deep breath.) Princess Arizella, I think I have a piece to fill in that last empty slot in the Academy Poetry Annual this year …
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/30 "2020-08-16T23:07:50Z")
Roddy: every part of that jungle was trying to kill us. It’s kind of nice to be back at school.
Teacher: we’re having a pop quiz on US economics in the 1940s and 50s.
Roddy: some of the plantlife was really nice to look at though, we should go back
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/31 "2020-08-17T14:56:26Z")
Bully: we don’t need a lot of freaks like you at this school
Alex: there’s only one freak like me and that’s me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/32 "2020-08-17T21:13:05Z")
Kiln: you and I were so far away from each other in time and space
Mette: it’s amazing that we would ever meet
Kiln: and be able to share this exciting adventure together
Mette: I wouldn’t give this up for anything
Alex: (nearby) who took all of my microwaveable taquitos?!
Kiln: keep running
Mette: you don’t have to tell me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/33 "2020-08-18T00:29:58Z")
Joey: that jerk Evan only has one thing on his mind
Alex: are you any different?
Joey: I got like three things okay?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/34 "2020-08-19T11:06:47Z")
Kiln: I’ve made a deal with the Devil
(earlier)
Overprotective demon dads: what are your intentions toward our little girl?
Kiln: Chris? Entirely honorable. She is a good friend and I like her cooking
ODDs: okay cool. Listen. We have to be out for the week. Could you um, could you fill in for us and punish anyone who makes trouble for her?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/35 "2020-08-19T17:57:15Z")
Hunter: hey look it’s the lonely nerd
Alex: some days, the only reason I don’t commit murder is my fear of commitment
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/36 "2020-08-20T01:57:27Z")
Jillian: you have a real attitude problem, you know
Gothwitch: I have an annoying classmate problem, I have an attitude solution
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/37 "2020-08-20T02:01:40Z")
Alex: this class is boring, imma skip
(In the future)
Terrorist: we will execute the hostages one per minute unless you name the capital of Nebraska without Googling
Alex: I was honestly not expecting this outcome
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2020, 10:30am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/38 "2020-08-20T10:30:14Z")
Hunter: hey losers
Alex: it’s like you’re committed to being awful as often as possible. You’re a jerkaholic
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2020, 1:08pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/39 "2020-08-22T13:08:03Z")
(the wilds of Costa Rica, dawn)
Alex: god dammit I need coffee where’s my machine…?
Kiln: doesn’t your culture teach you to hunt for the basic necessities?
Alex: no, we’re civilized, we pay other people to do it
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/40 "2020-08-22T13:09:38Z")
Alex: I need coffee or I’m gonna go insane in this godforsaken low bandwidth jungle
Kiln: let me show you the secret
Alex: pff, like you’re going to hunt up some–
Kiln: (holds up a Keurig machine with an arrow through it)
Alex: what…? How–?
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