# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 14-16
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [August 10, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927 "2020-08-10T04:21:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/41 "2020-08-23T14:13:02Z")
Mette: seeing this sunrise is amazing!
Joey: yes, bright and beautiful, like your–
Mette: it means I don’t have to take Vitamin D supplements like on the ship! Artificial lighting just doesn’t convey the same health benefits
(Later)
Joey: Alex, I need poetry help. What rhymes with “vitamin D”?
Alex: why ask me?
Joey: D… Me… perfect, thanks
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/42 "2020-08-24T00:49:57Z")
Roddy: I’ll help you with poetry!
Joey: no! I mean, I’ve got it. But what would make you good with poetry?
Roddy: perfect timing means perfect scansion and meter!
Joey: god DAMMIT
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2020, 4:19pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/43 "2020-08-25T16:19:25Z")
Alex: y’all have fun finding the temple or whatever
Roddy: wait, where will you be?
Alex: the local Comic-Con is happening in Pretoria, S.A. I’ll be exploring dorkiest Africa
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/44 "2020-08-26T08:29:35Z")
Roddy: okay, what did you want me to try?
Kiln: Chicago style dragon pizza, seasoned with safflina
Roddy: uhhh is this … Is this made from real dragon?
Kiln: of course!
Roddy: you hunted an actual dragon to make pizza?
Kiln: no, Chris did. I got the veggies
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/45 "2020-08-27T02:50:03Z")
Sergeant SURGE: (pointing at a smoking wreck) okay, which of you troublemakers was responsible for this? Joey?
Alex: (whispers) play dumb!
Joey: who’s Joey?
Alex: (whispers) not that dumb!
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/46 "2020-08-28T07:13:39Z")
Kiln: I do not understand this “Dee and Dee” you are suggesting for our recreation time.
Alex: It’s a game, where you play an epic warrior, striving for saga-level causes, combating evil monsters, and, if you succeed, achieving everlasting glory.
Kiln: And …?
Alex: It’s an escape from real life.
Kiln: It … kinda sounds like real life.
Alex: But there’s all the Cokes and Nacho Cheese Doritos you can consume.
Kiln: I’m in.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2020, 7:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/47 "2020-08-28T19:41:00Z")
Teacher: please take this seriously. This is a criminal justice proceeding we are evaluating for class, but you might encounter this problem in real life too
Roddy: 2-4-6-8, who do we exonerate
Alex: now is now and then is then, who is doing five to ten
Teacher: the worst part is that you two are still more trustworthy than some prosecutors I’ve worked with
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/48 "2020-08-28T20:37:58Z")
Alex: I want to sleep for like, 100 years.
Mette: You know that’s a coma, right?
Alex:
Alex: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/49 "2020-08-28T20:39:27Z")
> [@fragolakat](#):
>
> Alex: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Kiln: Let me tell you, it’s overrated.
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/50 "2020-08-28T20:40:51Z")
Alex: You were in a coma. Was it really refreshing?
Kiln: I was wounded beyond saving. For all intents and purposes I was dead. I was forced into a magitech coma that left me waking up thousands of years in the future, all my friends and family gone. My civilization turned to dust and myth.
Kiln: Yes it was absolutely the most refreshing thing I’ve ever experienced.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/51 "2020-08-29T01:47:31Z")
Alex: say, you know how your foot falls asleep if you sit down too long? Is that … coma-toes?
Kiln: are you still thinking about that?
Villain: can we _please_ get back to my hostage negotiation here?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2020, 12:57pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/52 "2020-08-29T12:57:44Z")
Mette: the social upheavals of this century are so strange to me. I never learned of “BLM”, and “Antifa” aren’t yet the world dominating terrorist organization they are supposed to be
Alex: say, where did your education come from?
Mette: Holograms of Human History, 14th edition, endorsed by the Texas State Board of Education
Alex: I’ve spotted your problem
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/53 "2020-08-29T21:31:35Z")
Kiln: someday your insouciant tongue will cause this whole team trouble
Alex: I … I don’t know what to say to that
Kiln: so you will reconsider mouthing off at villains with hostages?
Alex: oh no, I’m still doing that. I just had to Google what “insouciant” meant
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/54 "2020-08-29T23:42:51Z")
Aliud: but friend Alex, how can I defeat these robot invaders?
Alex: I’m hacking them to respond to verbal commands, but I had to avoid touching their established command and control nodes. Just repeat what’s on this card to them and they’ll be too busy to attack
Aliud: (uncertain) are we not men?
Robot Attackers: we are DEVO
Aliud: are we not men?
Robot Attackers: D-E-V-O
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/55 "2020-08-30T01:52:48Z")
Teacher: Alex, do you want to share something personal with the class?
Alex: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS8uDoFedc)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/56 "2020-08-30T13:38:14Z")
Joey upon meeting the super-gorillas in Africa
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/57 "2020-08-30T20:13:37Z")
“PERSONAL SPACE, MAN! PERSONAL SPACE!”
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/58 "2020-08-31T17:53:51Z")
Roddy: being able to get on a spaceship sounds so cool
Mette: after a lifetime of it, being able to get _off_ the spaceship was pretty cool too
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/59 "2020-08-31T17:59:03Z")
Alex: here we are, Gorilla Village. If anyone can get you changed back, they can.
Joey: I will never ever forget this
Super-gorilla Girl: hey hot stuff, let’s go back to my tree and get to know each other
Alex: I also sent them selections of your romantic poetry
Joey: I will never ever forgive this
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/60 "2020-09-01T02:44:06Z")
Alex: So, you’ve looked through the Players Handbook. What kind of character are you thinking of?
Joey: Fighter. Probably specializing in the Champion archetype. Half-Orc.
Alex: Hmmm.
Joey: You sound like my shrink.
Alex: Just seems … kind of on the nose. I mean, someone who does a bunch of damage, of a race that nobody trusts because of their violent nature.
Joey: Huh. Yeah, I can see that.
Alex: So, if you could choose anything you wanted, if you thought nobody would ever know what you wanted to be … what would you choose?
Joey: Um … maybe a jolly, roly-poly Halfling. Y’know?
Alex: Aaaaand?
Joey: (Sigh.) Bard.
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