# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 14-16
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [August 10, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927 "2020-08-10T04:21:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/81 "2020-09-10T04:13:50Z")
SURGE: I’m still getting the weird energy readings, sir.
Hellbinder: And the mystic winds are … troubled.
Arizella: And you mean to tell me --?
Hellbinder: Definitely from that basement.
Arizella: I tell you, I’ve been down there. There’s nothing strange.
SURGE: Really?
Arizella: Sofas. Desks. Posters. A stuffed three-antlered moose on the wall …
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/82 "2020-09-10T05:03:56Z")
_[After being told about Alex destroying the temple with an orbital cannon.]_
Roddy: Damn, I just wanted to snipe at her for being rude, I didn’t want her homeless.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/83 "2020-09-10T18:55:35Z")
(back home)
Alex: I’m such a home-wrecker, tee-hee
Alex: it was hunting season, I’ve got a license and everything
Alex: this could be a good move for you, don’t look so stone-faced
Alex: you know technically, Stag-a-saurus destroyed the place before I ever got there
Alex: what do you think?
Roddy: none of these sound like apologies at all, but I’m also sure Tahi’s going to kill you no matter what you say
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/84 "2020-09-10T22:21:22Z")
Joey: So. Orbital death ray.
Alex: Yup.
Joey: Huh. By the way, we have that mid-term in Mr. Mason’s Chemistry class next Friday, and Stagg Hall _is_ kind of isolated from the rest of the buildings –
Alex: Nope.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/85 "2020-09-11T11:12:47Z")
Alex: I might have to disappear soon
Roddy: AEGIS business?
Kiln: going on a sacred hunt?
Alex: I’m on hour 496 of my 500-hour energy drink and the crash is gonna hit _hard_
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/86 "2020-09-11T20:30:39Z")
Kiln: I received this note from a girl. She wishes to meet me behind the school. Is this a letter of challenge? Should I arm myself?
Alex: for someone who’s so dated, you’re pretty bad about dating
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 8:57am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/87 "2020-09-14T08:57:22Z")
Kiln: so anyway, this is “chili dog”. It’s not an actual dog, don’t ask me to explain the name
Tahi: fascinating
Alex: that’s how I explained it to you
Alex: (singing) the ciircle of liiiiiife!
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 9:03pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/88 "2020-09-14T21:03:09Z")
Roddy: Ever notice how this team seems to accumulate people out of their time and element, brimming with naivete about modern society? Kiln … Mette … now Tahi …
Joey: Yup.
Roddy: At least they’ve got men of the world like us to show 'em around.
Joey: (eyeballing Roddy) Yyyyyeah, sure.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/89 "2020-09-14T21:14:30Z")
Alex: you two jokers aren’t sophisticated men of the world at all. The magazine GQ for example, what does it stand for?
Roddy: uhhh…
Joey: I bet you don’t know either!
Alex: I’ll know if I Google Quickly
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/90 "2020-09-14T21:37:33Z")
Roddy: what magazine do you read to get fashion advice and life tips?
Alex: [2600](https://www.2600.com/)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/91 "2020-09-15T04:22:18Z")
Joey: (reading Cosmo) okay, I’m going to quiz you two experts
Joey: question 1. What’s the best way to arrange a date?
Roddy: invite someone to a party for your hero
Alex: [ISO-8601](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601), that goes year-month-day hour-minute-second so that way lexical sorting works
Joey: question 2. How do you check compatibility?
Roddy: um, the Powertronic Personality Puzzle should give you a score you can use
Alex: uh, generally if something is RFC-compliant, like [RFC-822](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email) for email, now superceded by 2822
Joey: question 3. What’s the most important thing in a relationship?
Roddy: uhhhh, trust?
Alex: a clearly defined and unique key used as the [foreign key](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_key), but that’s only for relational databases, I like NoSQL more
Joey: final question. Are both of you assholes still single?
Roddy, Alex: yep
Joey: I think that tells us everything we need to know
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 6:04am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/92 "2020-09-15T06:04:01Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Alex: [ISO-8601](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601), that goes year-month-day hour-minute-second so that way lexical sorting works
((Best. Personality Quiz. Answer. Ever.))
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/93 "2020-09-15T14:48:01Z")
Mette: (picking up Joey’s _Cosmo_) I truly don’t understand this culture. “How to Drive a Man Crazy with Desire” doesn’t even mention wireless stimulation of libido centers via pleasure pads.
Joey: Urk.
Kiln: And they seem to have forgotten so much as well. The famed Priesthood of the Seven Shades of Green knew a dozen subtle ways with just the hair on their heads to “Bring Your Partner to the Peak of Sexual Satisfaction,” none of which are discussed in the article.
Joey: Erm.
Mette: And the people of this time are so uptight about discussing sexuality and physical intimacy.
Kiln: I know. They either cover it over with crude jokes, forbid it in religious dictates, or just physically and mentally shut down when the subject is raised.
Mette: Can you provide any insight into this, Joey?
Joey: Ack.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/94 "2020-09-15T18:49:01Z")
Alex: (holding up phone) okay, you brave souls, let’s get in touch with your respective crushes and you can be open and frank with them about your feelings
Mette: …
Kiln: …
Joey: …
Roddy: …
Alex: alternatively, we can call for delivery. Who wants burgers?
Mette: sounds good
Kiln: count me in
Joey: yeah, let’s do that
Roddy: I’m there
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/95 "2020-09-15T19:33:10Z")
Mr. Baker: Frankly, I’m kind of disappointed, Joey.
Joey: But sir –
Mr. Baker: Tapirs, coati, capuchin monkeys, ocelots, sloths … any number of fascinating creatures of the Costa Rican wilds you could have selected when you drew that topic.
Joey: If you just let me –
Mr. Baker: But making something completely up, and then Photoshopping some sort of improbable horror as an “illustration” – I expected better of you.
Joey: I didn’t –
Mr. Baker: But I’m giving you a second chance. I’m going to let the computer pick some random topics, and you choose one and show me you know how to provide sound, documented, academic research.
Joey: But I –
Mr. Baker: Butterfly Behavioral Traits … Origins of the Ruins of Central America … or Governmental Policy Successes in Space Disarmament.
Joey: Wait a second, random --?
Alex: (stepping in) Hey, Mr Baker, any more programming assignments for me?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/96 "2020-09-16T20:07:39Z")
Dr. Fryth: I know what I’m talking about!
Tahi: you’re factually wrong! I was _there_!
Kiln: (eating popcorn) Costa Rica was such a good trip
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/97 "2020-09-18T01:19:49Z")
Joey: I learned a terrible truth about who and what I am.
Kiln: I saw an ancient temple, revered by my people, destroyed.
Mette: I learned a dear friend was subjected to a horrifying, evil tech, banned and feared in the future.
Alex: I was forced to worry about whether I’m actually working for the good guys.
Roddy: I found these really cool berries! (crunch) And maybe got a concussion, but, hey, berries! (crunch)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/98 "2020-09-20T02:08:56Z")
Joey: just what is being a hacker like anyway?
Alex: what’s it like being a gorilla?
Joey: uh. I look strange and I feel like everyone stares at me when I’m in public, but I have all this power and can smash the bad guys with it
Alex: so being a hacker is like that, but I can type 120 words per minute
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/99 "2020-09-20T02:16:02Z")
Alex: you should totally get into computers more. First, on the Internet, nobody knows you’re a gorilla
Alex: but like if someone is being a d-bag you can invite them to come say it to your face, and they’ll be like oh yeah? He’s not so tough, and then they’ll come over to challenge you for real, only you are strong enough to rip their arms off and they’ll apologize right then and there
Joey: this sounds oddly specific
Alex: his name is xxMurderch1nxx, and I am tired of his aimbotting in Call of Duty
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-14-16/927/100 "2020-09-21T03:41:37Z")
Joey: your situation sounds serious. Fortunately we have a friend. They’re a consummate professional with the contacts, tech, and talent to solve your problem
Student: thank God
(Dorm door opens onto Alex wearing a Mondo 2000 t-shirt and a beer hat loaded with twin Red Bulls)
Alex: suuuuup
Student: is this them?
Joey: (closing door) no
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