# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 17-25
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [September 24, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938 "2020-09-24T22:33:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/1 "2020-09-24T22:33:53Z")
Tahi: although I’m a student here, I am truly ancient. I have been in existence longer than some civilizations. How will I ever fit in?
Selma: heya, kid
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/2 "2020-09-24T23:52:19Z")
Tahi: several of your intelligence organizations have shown an interest in me. What is the CIA? The NSA?
Alex: Central Intelligence Agency, National Security Agency
Tahi: I also received a message from the AARP?
Alex: (beat) American Association of Rock Persons
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2020, 10:30am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/3 "2020-09-25T10:30:48Z")
Tahi: my first day in Dr. Fryth’s class was eye-opening
Kiln: I told you so!
Tahi: I learned some claims about history that I find frankly unbelievable
Kiln: I know, I know!
Tahi: for example, the idea that the country of America has a history of people making important cultural decisions based on the color of one’s skin
Alex: no, that’s all accurate
Tahi: 👀
Kiln: 👀
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/4 "2020-09-26T00:10:52Z")
Joey: Normalcy. Just … we need normalcy.
Alex: How so?
Joey: I mean, we’re a band of outsiders and outcasts. We have people lost from the past, people lost from the future, people trapped in gorilla bodies, people who are secretly super-spies – heck, we have an Atlantean princess for an advisor, and just adopted a magitech golem as our mascot-slash-teacher-slash-auxiliary-slash-ward.
Alex: Your point?
Joey: Wouldn’t we be better off if we just had more people who were … normal?
Roddy: (walks past, whistling the theme to the Powertronic Action Hour)
Joey: I stand corrected.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2020, 2:00pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/5 "2020-09-26T14:00:36Z")
Roddy: Joey! I’m going to get black roses for Gothwitch!
Joey: (grumbles)
Roddy: and I found the best floral seller ever!
Joey: (grumbles louder)
Roddy: flower-tronic!
Joey: OH MY GOD
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/6 "2020-09-29T03:32:03Z")
Tahi: The visual record “Wall-E” is complete. I have learned some profound lessons about modern humanity. I am ready for more in-journey information feed.
Alex: All right. We’re still a couple of hours out from Halcyon. I recommend we stick with the Disney catalog, just to avoid anything … conflict-inducing. I was going to suggest –
Joey: “Beauty and the Beast.”
Kiln: “Atlantis: The Lost Kingdom.”
Mette: “Mulan.”
Alex: “Pinocchio.”
Roddy: (briefly rising to consciousness and sitting up) “Last Man Standing.”
Alex: I’m pretty sure that’s not a Disney film. But if we’re doing Bruce Willis –
Joey: “Moonlighting.”
Kiln: “Pulp Fiction.”
Mette: “The Fifth Element.”
Alex: Someone should probably say “Hudson Hawk.”
Roddy: (briefly rising to consciousness and sitting up) …
Alex: He’s definitely going to say –
Everyone Else: – “Die Hard.”
Roddy: … “The Incredibles.”
Alex: Good pick.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/7 "2020-10-01T07:21:59Z")
> [@Masks-616 #17 - "Meddling Kids"](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/masks-616-17-meddling-kids/940/2):
>
> Never Give Up, Never Surrender
Kiln: I’ll stand strong and fast, I’ll never waver, no enemy can stop me
Student: so hey, are you and Chris dating?
Kiln: (runs for it)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/8 "2020-10-02T23:26:42Z")
Sigrun: why do you have access to our system anyway?
Alex: I’m a member of the Halcyon Hackers’ League
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/9 "2020-10-03T00:04:16Z")
Joey: just how do you justify sharing our conversation with the rest of the team?
Alex: information wants to be free, man
Joey: I think your spleen wants to be free of your torso
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/10 "2020-10-03T00:17:15Z")
Roddy: (arriving at the holding cells) I’m here to save you!
Gothwitch: nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen, nobody knows but Satan…
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edr2FI6b3yI)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/11 "2020-10-03T07:35:53Z")
Joey: I mean honestly, how could you reveal my feelings about Mette to a bunch of people?
Alex: not now, I’m broadcasting security camera footage of Roddy’s romantic jailbreak of Tiff to the evening news
Joey: I’ll only forgive you if he blows it
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 12:12pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/12 "2020-10-03T12:12:56Z")
Tahi: Alex destroyed my home and drove me out of my comfort zone, then had the temerity to say it was for the best
Hellbinder: why in Lucifer’s name do you want to become their roommate then?
Tahi: revenge
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/13 "2020-10-03T14:31:04Z")
Kiln: how did you have so much trouble getting past Sigrun?
Mette: Jillian helped me learn how to make an entrance, we haven’t covered graceful exits yet
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/14 "2020-10-03T14:51:51Z")
Kiln: I can’t let you do this, Sigrun. I’m standing up to you
Sigrun: how have I wronged you exactly, child?
Kiln: this “child” business. I’m technically thousands of years old
Sigrun: fine. Babysit the children on your team
Kiln: will do
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/15 "2020-10-04T08:02:50Z")
Roddy: [That’s a cool outfit](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/gothwitch/941/2).
Gothwitch: _(holds two fingers together)_ I literally have like this much control over it. It just magical girls whatever I’m wearing into a frilly dress.
Roddy: So when you say you have control over it…
Gothwitch: This is the minimum amount of pink.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/16 "2020-10-04T08:03:13Z")
Roddy: I’m here to rescue you!
Gothwitch: uh, thanks I guess
Roddy: say, can’t you just transform into the Amethyst Fairy and free yourself?
Gothwitch: technically, I _can_…
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2020, 8:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/17 "2020-10-04T08:32:34Z")
Mom: Honey, have you finished your homework?
Tiffani: Oh, God, this day is the _worst_.
Cosmic Council of Virtue: _ **Crisis Sorcerer: Amethyst Fairy, you are needed.** _
Tiffani: (stock footage whizzy background transformation sequence) BY THE POWER OF VIRTUE!
Amethyst Fairy: Oh, God, this day is the _worst_.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2020, 4:39am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/18 "2020-10-05T04:39:47Z")
Joey: I feel so helpless right now, while Roddy’s off doing a rescue
Alex: hey don’t feel bad. Someday we’re gonna fight a desk-themed supervillain and you’re gonna crush it
Joey: you’re on thin fuckin’ ice, pal
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/19 "2020-10-05T06:00:13Z")
_(Watching Roddy parkour down the stairwell on the main meeting room viewscreen.)_
Joe: Yikes.
Blackbird: Wow.
Alex: Eek.
Mette: Oof.
Sigrun: I feel like I should be alerting folk, but I cannot take my eyes off this.
Alex: You’re just waiting for him to fall and critically injure himself, victim of his own hubris, stupidity, and madness.
Sigrun: So?
Joe: She’s got a point.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2020, 12:30pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-17-25/938/20 "2020-10-05T12:30:13Z")
Joey: if Mette were imprisoned, I’d rush to rescue her no matter the danger
Joey: I just know she’d be so grateful
(Beat)
Joey: Alex, you can technically arrest people as an AEGIS agent, right?
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