# Incorrect Quotes - Sessions 7-11
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882
**Category:** Masks-616
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [May 4, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882 "2020-05-04T03:46:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/1 "2020-05-04T03:46:29Z")
Joey: welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club. We’re a small support group for students who have trouble finding comfort in a relationship.
Aliud: hello all
Problem Child: hey
Seven-Year: yo
Joey: any new business?
Aliud: not from me
Seven-Year: some freshman witch started an alchemy club next door
Problem Child: she’s selling flight potions, haste potions, love potions–
(moment of silence as everyone looks at each other)
Joey: okay, money on the table
Aliud: I do not have currency
Problem Child: I got $200. Don’t ask from where.
Seven-Year: I’ve been saving this $50
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/2 "2020-05-04T07:55:36Z")
Roddy: So, how is everyone doing, isolated at home in this world of COVID-19 and stay-at-home orders?
Joey: Climbing the walls. I just want to be _OUT_.
Mette: I lived in a 2x4m sub-engineer module, with ship-command curfews. This is, relatively speaking, paradise.
Kiln: The irony of this built-up world feeling like a trap is … well, stressful and depressing.
Alex: Wait. I’ve been running through the whole Steam catalog. Did I miss something?
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### Author:  [@fragolakat](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/fragolakat)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/3 "2020-05-07T03:46:56Z")
Roddy, after the battle: Hey Kiln! It seems like you and museums have a… _rocky relationship_.
Kiln: …
Kiln: Get over here you little–
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/4 "2020-05-10T14:32:41Z")
Poly-anna: you know what your problem is?
Joey: I’m a great ape, I’m hideous, I’m angry all the time, I’m–
Poly-anna: you didn’t preheat your solution. Watch the thermometer next time
Joey: oh
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/5 "2020-05-10T14:40:35Z")
Poly-anna: also, you’re not a great ape
Joey: uh yes I am, look at me
Poly-anna: you’re an okay ape at best
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/6 "2020-05-11T00:06:55Z")
Paul: so bad people go to hell when they die, I guess
Chris: I guess…?
Paul: I always knew I’d find myself here–
Teacher: Mr. Gray, this is a study period and you don’t have to be here if you don’t want
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/7 "2020-05-12T08:29:13Z")
Roddy: what’s tonight’s obscure old movie?
Alex: 1951 horror classic, “[Bride of the Gorilla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_of_the_Gorilla)”
Joey: (starts choking)
Alex: oh sorry, not ready for that kinda commitment with someone?
Joey: (starts choking Alex)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 11:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/8 "2020-05-12T11:46:17Z")
Hailey: here we are. You said you needed to talk to us about the worlds beyond?
Alex: yeah
Mette: what is this for?
Alex: I’m going to be running a [Spelljammer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelljammer) game soon and want to get this right
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/9 "2020-05-12T14:41:57Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> starts choking Alex
(Appropriately, an image from “Bride of the Gorilla”)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/10 "2020-05-12T18:15:12Z")
Alex: sometimes I want to feel muy macho
Alex: and sometimes I want to feel cute and wear pretty dresses
Alex: and sometimes I see this asshole and lose all interest in both
(cut to Evan in PE, wearing traditional Fae attire and doing fancy rapier fighting)
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/11 "2020-05-12T21:59:57Z")
Alex: Whatcha doing?
Joey: Snapping pencils.
Alex: Becaaaauuuuuse?
Joey: I realized I snap pencils when I’m angry or frustrated. It’s like, y’know, a tell. So I thought I’d lean into that, so that people don’t think of me as a gorilla, they think of me as a pencil-snapper.
Alex: What if they start thinking of you as a pencil-snapping gorilla?
Joey: (Snaps pencil)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/12 "2020-05-12T23:55:09Z")
(the team is invited to visit the HHL building’s observation deck)
Joey: oh no, I’m not going out there
Mette: are you afraid of heights?
Joey: no, there’s just something about a gorilla and a beautiful girl on top of a tower that bothers me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2020, 3:52am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/13 "2020-05-13T03:52:56Z")
Kiln: I wish you luck getting your memory back
Mette: thanks
Mette: any memory in particular you are curious about?
Kiln: how to build a working time machine
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/14 "2020-05-13T03:56:13Z")
Roddy: hey thanks for the sparring practice! I felt like you were really trying to hit me!
Joey: I was
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/15 "2020-05-16T16:02:30Z")
Roddy: what powers you?
Alex: sass
Roddy: no, I mean your bionic limbs
Alex: sassoline
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/16 "2020-05-17T07:33:44Z")
Nono: Do you watch QI? It’s this really cool British quiz show.
Joey: Um … no?
Nono: Here, see?
QI Twitter Feed: 
Joey: Goddammit.
Nono: Wait … uh … I didn’t … goddammit.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/17 "2020-05-18T16:26:32Z")
Alex: …so anyway, that led me to this idea of a 6-way Autobot, with 3 male and 3 female Transformers, making a non-binary combiner. Or a combiner whose component robots were male, but whose combined identity was female. A “trans”-former, you know–
Roddy: I don’t know how we got here, but I just needed a male-to-male USB connector and thought you had one.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2020, 11:23am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/18 "2020-05-19T11:23:36Z")
Mette: (proudly) I’m an oh-gee for life!
Teacher: (warily) original gangster?
Mette: ah, sorry, no. Zero gravity.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/19 "2020-05-20T18:44:17Z")
[[Album] When you finally meet your crush ](https://imgur.com/gallery/YZqA2ZS)
When you finally meet your crush.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes-sessions-7-11/882/20 "2020-05-21T19:17:24Z")
Alex: god dammit, I have to upgrade my wifi again
Joey: I’m surprised setting up a router would be hard for you
Alex: yours isn’t wired into the occipital lobe of your brain
Joey: No, but I always have to call Xfinity tech support
Alex: okay so we’re both risking brain damage with every upgrade
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