Alex: There’s no I in team, but there is one in chicken fingers.
Kiln: … So you’re not gonna share?
Alex: Absolutely not.
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Joe: Wait. There’s two I’s in “chicken fingers” … so are you gonna …?
Alex: No means no.
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Alex: I got us some super high-tech goodies, stealth suits, a plane, and insider information from AEGIS that’ll cost us dearly. Anyone think of anything else?
Kiln: can you get us some chicken tenders?
Alex: (brandishing fork) fight me
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Joe: (raising massive hand) … I’ll take a stealth suit …
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No one will ever suspect.
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Joey: I got this love letter
Roddy: congratulations! Someone likes you!
Joey: it’s from the GM. 
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Roddy: hey Joey, how did your mock battle against Kiln work out?
Joey: well…
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Mette: these old classic shows are so dated, but so funny!
Alex: like what? “Leave It To Beaver”?
Mette: “Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century”
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Teacher: any observations on our modern world, Kiln?
Kiln: people are bad about their physical and mental fitness. You have to force yourselves into healthy habits.
Teacher: oh? And how did your civilization do it?
Kiln: we made sure everyone was fit and sharp by putting the controls to our vital infrastructure behind moving platforms, timed jumping exercises, and block puzzles
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Mette: I have no idea. The technology eludes me.
Kiln: my witchcraft and magitek knowledge contributes nothing here.
Alex: yeah this is beyond anything I ever tried to hack.
Sergeant SURGE: so not even you three were able to set a VCR clock. Interesting. Class dismissed.
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Alex: hey Time Lord, what’s up?
Roddy: I think my powers are getting stronger!
Alex: how so?
Roddy: 3… 2… 1…
Joey: (bursting into the room) Evan really pisses me off!
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SURGE: Dammit, Young!
Joey: To be fair, Sarge, those VCR buttons are very fragile.
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Evan: For the field trip, we will be using hero names.
Evan: You can address me as EAGLE ONE.
Evan: Jillian, code name: BEEN THERE DONE THAT.
Evan: Mette is CURRENTLY DOING THAT.
Evan: Kiln is IT HAPPENED ONCE IN A DREAM.
Evan: Sync, code name: IF I HAD TO PICK A DUDE.
Evan: Joey is… EAGLE TWO.
Joey: oh thank God.
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Kiln: …are you serious?
Alex: absolutely.
Kiln: I can just. Hit him as hard as I can. And the team isn’t going to be angry with me?
Alex: not as long as you say what I told you to say, first
Kiln: What was it ag–
Alex: “vibe check”
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Alex: I don’t think I can stay on the same team as the person who ruined my life. This complete and utter betrayal of my trust.
Joe: Oh for pity’s sake.
Joe: We’ll buy you more chicken tenders in the morning.
Alex: THEY WON’T BE THE SAME!
(In the background Kiln has a mouth stuffed full of chicken tenders with no remorse)
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Kiln: why are the pictures moving?
Sync: why is it in black and white?
Mette: why isn’t it three dimensional?
Joe: why are there gorillas? You tryin’ to start something?
Alex: I can’t show any of you schmucks a movie at once, can I
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Alex: so you fireballed the teacher’s projector?
Kiln: that’s correct
Alex: instead of hurting the teacher
Kiln: devices can be replaced, but people can be seriously hurt
Alex: okay first of all do not ever come near my collection of obsolete game consoles with that attitude
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Evan: I am Evtenefel Daystarson, but you can call me Evan. And you are?
Derek: Not as straight as I thought apparently.
Evan: I can work with that.
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Roddy: where are your parents anyway?
Alex: I bailed on 'em. We don’t see eye to eye on a lot of things
Roddy: like what?
Alex: like my personal identity
Alex: and the 137 counts of violating USC section 1030, Fraud and Related Activity in Connection with Computers.
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Alex: why are you rooming at the school
Sync: My parents live in the city. I live in the Moment
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