Hellbinder: how long were you a secretary, Selma?
Selma: let’s put it this way. God didn’t hand-write the Ten Commandments on those tablets of stone, he dictated them
Arizella: my peoples’ legends tell of the fall of Atlantis
Selma: that was a hell of an afternoon
Selma: I’m going on vacation to visit the Lascaux caves in France, please approve my expense report
Comptroller: Lascaux caves, huh? Where they found those paintings that were over 17,000 years old?
Selma: I remembered I left my purse in there
Comptroller: when were you there before?
Selma: back when I was a painter