'Twas the game before Christmas, and all through the Forum,
Not a gamer was posting. It was all pretty boring.
(To be fair, a late posting would fill us with dread,
Especially in the General Scheduling Thread.)
In the game, Joe and Mette were in the parlor, lip-smacking,
While Alex was in the temple, magitech hacking.
Roddy crept down from the surface with care …
… Escorted by gorillas who thought him lacking hair.
But that let him garner some compliments from Gothwitch.
Which, to be honest, was really a big switch.
Kiln was pacing and stalking, round circles of ruin,
The damage to the temple would take more than gluin’.
So, sure, there’s still romance and kissing to move us,
But enough of the icky stuff – time to throw down with Fluvis!