# Menagerie Incorrect Quotes
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932
**Category:** Menagerie RPG
**Tags:** meme
**Created:** [September 8, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932 "2020-09-08T04:32:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/1 "2020-09-08T04:32:04Z")
> [@Art Thread: Menagerie RPG](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/art-thread-menagerie-rpg/66/185):
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> This time I did a little backward exploration, figuring out what a hypothetical AEGIS field uniform would look like and then worked from there to iterate into something functional for what Alycia does [stealth, physical combat, electronic warfare(2)]. Utility jacket kept because A) I like jackets as an accessory (see Mercury and Alloy above), B) utility belts are so yesterday, and C) helps breaks up the design into some fun shapes.
Summer: I’ve asked you repeatedly not to use me as a wifi access point for your hacking
Alycia: hold still, I’m almost done
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2020, 8:56am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/2 "2020-09-08T08:56:39Z")
> [@Art Thread: Menagerie RPG](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/art-thread-menagerie-rpg/66/188):
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> It all looks good, makes sense, and I could see Alycia in that outfit. I’m not wowed by it as a costume in a comic book sense, but as a practical garb for someone who does the things Alycia does, it’s perfectly logical.
Alycia: no. No. NO.
Summer: pink ribbons would really accessorize this outfit, I’m sure of it!
Alycia: this is your revenge, isn’t it
Summer: revenge is a dish best served cute!
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2020, 10:57am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/3 "2020-09-08T10:57:32Z")
Skinner: Alright Ten Stone, I know you’ve been looking into exploring the more mystical elements of Excalibur so I thought we’d spend some time on that.
Armiger: Great, what is going to be? Magical spells? Casting fireballs? Making Excalibur fire magical beams of light?
Skinner: See that river?
Armiger: Yes!
Skinner: I want you to turn your sword into a bridge and use it to cross the river.
Armiger: _confused look_ That’s a thing.
Skinner: [Someone hasn’t been reading the literature](https://www.nightbringer.se/a_swordbridge.html).
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/4 "2020-09-08T15:52:46Z")
A post was merged into an existing topic: [Incorrect Quotes](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/incorrect-quotes/927/72)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/5 "2020-09-14T17:35:40Z")
Harry: super-speed!
Adam: emotionally-powered force fields
Charlotte: either being dead or being magical
Summer: my android construction
Alycia: my normal personality
Doctor: I’m glad you all have a plan for social distancing during the contagion
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/6 "2020-09-14T21:04:53Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Doctor: I’m glad you all have a plan for social distancing during the contagion
Alycia: And if that fails, I have tasers.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/7 "2020-09-14T22:13:44Z")
> [@Dave](#):
>
> Alycia: And if that fails, I have tasers.
Alycia: (punching figure in face multiple times) And don’t talk to me about _mask comfort!_ I’ve worn a a _much_ tighter, hotter mask in the _Amazon basin_ for _three days straight,_ pursued day and night by my father’s _killbots_ and if I complained to him about my ‘personal freedom’ _he_ would have --!
Link: (to the others) And this, kids, is why we’re practicing our appropriate social interactions with a combat dummy first.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/8 "2020-09-15T02:28:09Z")
Alycia: (still punching the combat dummy) "Have you NEVER raided a HYPERgenius WEAPONS lab and seen the COST of ignoring BASIC … _BIOHAZARD_ … _ **PROTOCOLS**?!_
Link: Um.
Alycia: (punches the head off the combat dummy)
Link: Does anyone have Jason on speed dial?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/9 "2020-09-15T02:42:35Z")
Leo: you should see what Alycia is doing to these poor training dummies
Jason: you should have seen what she did to the ones she 3D printed that look like me
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/10 "2021-03-20T19:50:49Z")
Adam: is there anything you and Alycia don’t do together as friends?
Summer: card games
Adam: like Uno?
Summer: like Cards Against Humanity. When she and Jason play, it’s truly terrifying what they come up with
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### Author:  [@insomn14](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/insomn14)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/11 "2021-03-21T21:02:18Z")
Harry: Jason, why does one of your fill-in cards have “The Monkey Wearing a Hat” written on it? What does that even mean?
_(Jason snickers slightly. Alycia attempts to snicker with a bit of dignity.)_
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/12 "2021-05-10T17:03:50Z")
Alycia: I am applying for Miss Sniper 2021
Alycia: they asked me to submit my most compelling headshots
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2021, 2:06am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/13 "2021-05-13T02:06:54Z")
Alycia: On consideration, never mind. Not only is “Miss Sniper 2021” sexist in its use of honorific, the title itself sends a profoundly mixed message.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/14 "2021-05-14T14:13:44Z")
(Btw, Bill, thanks for your ongoing efforts to suck the old game posts in here. I appreciate it greatly.)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2021, 9:54pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/15 "2021-05-27T21:54:04Z")
Teacher: a note on grammar. “Farther” refers to a physical distance
Teacher: “further” is for a metaphorical distance
Jason: and “father” is for emotional distance
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/menagerie-incorrect-quotes/932/16 "2021-05-30T20:36:58Z")
Alycia: at least your father let you _keep_ your emotions …