# Phase 3 Incorrect Quotes
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270
**Category:** Menagerie Phase 3
**Created:** [July 16, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270 "2024-07-16T14:41:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2025, 11:28pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/61 "2025-05-19T23:28:19Z")
Alex: Karaoke night! What are we all gonna sing?
Jason: _Not_ the AJQ theme song. Hmm. How about [“Fight Song” by Rachel Platten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc)?
Nono: Ooh! I know! [“Complicated” by Avril Lavigne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE)!
John: [“Yuusha-Oh Tanjou!” by Masaaki Endoh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOof7h0flqk)
Emma: [Prodigy’s “Firestarter”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw)
Alycia: [“Prisencolinensinainciusol” by Adriano Celentano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro) and I will not miss a fucking syllable
Alex: and I’ll do [“Shockwave” by the Hacker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3zr6nPrYgU), the Gesaffelstein Remix from GTA V
Jason: (checking) that’s just… uh, someone chanting “ecstasy” in the background. There’s no other lyrics.
Alex: I play life on easy mode
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/62 "2025-05-20T14:38:24Z")
Alex: for our next party game - strip poker!
John: absolutely not
Nono: besides, isn’t that a little cliché?
Alex: fine. Strip [Twister](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(game))
John: no, but points for originality
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/63 "2025-05-20T15:00:05Z")
Big Bill: we should play some kinda party game!
Summer: you mean like charades?
Big Bill: yeah!
Otto: alright, I got one. I’ll start. I spy with my little eye something that begins with M
Big Bill: is it Mo?
Otto: It’s Maintenance Schedules. Get back to work
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/64 "2025-05-20T15:42:28Z")
Keri: we’re gonna play a game!
Keri: this is called a trompo. It’s a spinning toy top. You launch it and the goal is to get it spinning as long as possible
(William launches the trompo into the distance, easily beating everyone)
(Space Bug blasts it)
Jaycee: looks like it’s down to you… and me, kiddo
Jordan: I ain’t goin’ easy on you, old lady!
Jaycee: let’s go!
Adam: I’m reading emotional power levels off the scale
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/65 "2025-05-20T16:54:51Z")
Andi: hey I wanna play Monopoly with you guys
Harry: sure, board games can be a good bonding experience
(two hours later)
Trace: I am gonna kill you all
Fuko: not if I kill you first
Mirage: are you two going to stop bickering or pay me what you owe me?
Harry: god, whose idea was it to make a game about ruthlessly taking over real estate?
(Elsewhere)
Rex Tyran: I’m happy to say our profits in Monopoly sales are rising
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/66 "2025-05-20T17:08:23Z")
Maury: a bunch of you are from the past, or outside America. What games do you like playing?
Bodark: P’yanitsa. Play with cards. Two versions. Player who has all cards wins. Player with no cards wins. One thing. Choose which rule to use beforehand. Very important.
Charlotte: many of the games of my era are still around, such as 20 Questions and croquet
Manny: we played jacks and balls aboard ship. It was fun, until one critical moment
Charlotte: what was that?
Manny: the ship tilted and the jacks went overboard
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2025, 5:48am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/67 "2025-05-22T05:48:01Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Nono: PAIR UP ALL SINGLE ENTITIES IN THE UNIVERSE ( **Snap!** )
Imagining half the universe drifting off into dark ash … then drifting next to each other again, reconstituted.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2025, 6:00am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/68 "2025-05-22T06:00:33Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Alycia: [“Prisencolinensinainciusol” by Adriano Celentano](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro) and I will not miss a fucking syllable
Jason: So … that “Prisencolinensinainciusol” song. That’s pretty crazy.
Alycia: Yes.
Jason: And it’s kind of fascinating that Celentano intentionally came up with gibberish that sounded American to prove a point that Italians would listen to anything from the States.
Alycia: That’s the story.
Jason: Well, great music trivia.
Alycia: Actually, if you codebreak the underlying English and the original Italian that was blended into it, the synchronous vibrations, to that rhythm, would be capable of breaking dimensional barriers into a high-entropy universe, allowing its most powerful and ancient inhabitants to invade our world.
Jason: (Stares for a moment.)
Alycia: My father researched the matter extensively.
Jason: Wait. This is just you ragging on me for not liking to learn foreign languages.
Alycia: Sure. Tell yourself that as the music earworms through your head tonight.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2025, 6:04am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/69 "2025-05-22T06:04:58Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Harry: god, whose idea was it to make a game about ruthlessly taking over real estate?
> (Elsewhere)
> Rex Tyran: I’m happy to say our profits in Monopoly sales are rising
(Back at the ranch)
Jason: Wait, why are _you_ so good at this? Aren’t monopolistic practices the sort of thing you were raised to oppose?
Alycia: You’re not wrong, but the tactics of acquiring ownership of multiple city blocks in order to construct a covert science lab / missile silo / paramilitary training facility are not dissimilar to, ah, building hotels.
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2025, 6:16am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/70 "2025-05-22T06:16:35Z")
> [@garrett](#):
>
> Maury: a bunch of you are from the past, or outside America. What games do you like playing?
Alycia: Global Thermonuclear War. I mean, on a computer, obviously. No, absolutely not NORAD’s computers. Usually. Well, not lately, but, ah, as a, well, call it a hypothetical learning exercise a decade or so ago, to wile away the long hours several thousand feet below the Siberian tundra in December.
Jason: So the goal was to avert armageddon?
Alycia: Well, not exactly.
Jason: To _start_ armageddon?
Alycia: Well, not exactly.
Jason: Then –
Alycia: Father spiced things up by setting victory conditions as destruction of all polities while not _completely_ extinguishing human life from the planet. It’s actually a remarkably challenging scenario.
Harry: Well, this got dark awfully fast.
Alycia: It’s very dark in Siberia during the winter. And, honestly, pretty boring.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2025, 7:08am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/71 "2025-05-22T07:08:45Z")
John: okay, so, we made it into the line you were so keen about. Now tell me why we’re here
Alex: JK Rowling is personally signing books here!
John: but you hate JK Rowling
Alex: I do! But this way, she’ll finally be in melee range
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/72 "2025-05-23T00:07:02Z")
Harry: I am this close to doing some morally shady shit
Andi: what happened? One of your critical secrets was revealed?
Fuko: a villain took hostages we can’t get back any other way?
Trace: a universal conqueror is invading and we have to team up with a sus alien species?
Harry: Tyran Insurance is billing us for all the damage we caused saving the city from them
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/73 "2025-05-25T16:12:50Z")
Harry: Computer, unseal high-level safety measures, authorization Gale-9289, Halcyon Heroes League high priority
Computer: request secondary authorization
Mirage: Computer, accept secondary authorization Quill-2927
Computer: safety measures disabled, access to secured assets granted
Trace: what are you guys doing?
Harry: getting hold of Rusty’s liquor stash
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/74 "2025-05-25T18:24:42Z")
Harry: there’s two awful things about Tyran Enterprises
Fuko: what are those things?
Harry: first, their nonsense drives me to drink
Fuko: and the second?
Harry: my super-fast metabolism doesn’t let me get drunk
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/75 "2025-05-27T16:54:12Z")
Bodark: I brought no vodka on this journey
Maury: any reason why not?
Bodark: pirates will drink all of it
Maury: but aren’t they all ghosts - already dead?
Bodark: that is safest way to drink vodka
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/76 "2025-05-27T17:00:14Z")
(Bodark is smoking)
Ancient pirate: I smell tobacco!
Ancient pirate: people lived and died to bring the crop to Europe
Ancient pirate: it was reputed to be a sacred herb, born from the gods
Bodark: I have spare pack if you want
Ancient pirate: please
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/77 "2025-05-27T19:06:03Z")
Manny: ..and not just tobacco! Coffee, tea, and alcohol are available everywhere!
Pirates: ooh
Bodark: Corner stores sell all these things for a day’s wages
Pirates: aah
Haam: what’s going on, crew?
Pirates: errr… cap’n, we wish to go ashore for… awhile
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/78 "2025-05-28T13:50:46Z")
Adam: I gave up being a Concordance agent and stopped being a superhero
Adam: I’m just gonna be a high school junior
Keri: sweetie you can’t do that
Adam: you really think so?
Keri: you can’t give up on everything until you’re a senior
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/79 "2025-05-28T13:57:47Z")
Adam: are you good at anything other than swordplay?
William: oh yeah, that’s just my personal hobby
Adam: what’s your real job then?
William: bladework
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/phase-3-incorrect-quotes/1270/80 "2025-05-28T14:57:09Z")
Jaycee: it’s my goal to get Mr. Eddison into top physical condition
Keri: what do you get out of it?
(Armiger jogs by, shirtless)
Keri: ah
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