# Skits and Comedy - Emissary Arc
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332
**Category:** Fabula Ultima
**Tags:** cutscene
**Created:** [August 15, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332 "2025-08-15T23:32:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/1 "2025-08-15T23:32:47Z")
(Reposted for reposterity)
in light of last sessions (the Trimaldis are overprotective and not great on identifying humans), here’s a list of future Mizzle plots
1. Forced to wear a dress to get into the all-women city
2. Trimaldis build a second smaller clank for Miz to wear as extra armor, it’s adorable but totally unusable
3. Cute toy ship with half-elf princess of Rozinande
4. (To the Trimaldis and Sara) “Are you this child’s parents?”
5. Miz is forced into strength and manliness training by some ultra-masculine hero, fails completely. Miz helps the hero confess to his love interest in return
6. Trimaldis and Sara frantically search three kingdoms when Miz disappears, turns out he fell asleep in the Merchant Princes’ book-sellers’ alley
7. Other party members bribe Neko Monarch into being Miz’s babysitter
8. Trimaldis take Miz on the ritual of manhood from Trishenko: your first dumpster dive
9. Sara tries teaching Miz self-defense, overwhelms him with strength of her battle aura, Miz flees combat from then on
10. As a minor child wandering the continent with no responsible supervision, Miz is assigned to catch every Poke’mon
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/2 "2025-08-15T23:33:54Z")
Sara: those three look identical. How do we tell them apart?
Miz: I got this covered
Sara: how
Miz: while they were sleeping, I dyed their fur unique colors
Trimaldis: we don’t like people telling us apart
Sara: but don’t you want to be recognized as individuals, with your own tastes, feelings, opinions, wants, needs, lives?
Trimaldis: if nobody can tell which is which, we can avoid blame for anything one of us does
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/3 "2025-08-29T00:58:16Z")
Actually this either works really well, or not at all, as raccoons are (probably) color-blind (or nearly so). So they might not _know_ they have been “tagged” …
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/4 "2025-08-29T01:25:20Z")
Miz: enemies ahead! Do we fight, or run?
Trimaldis: how many are there?
Sara: as many as there are colors of the rainbow!
Trimaldis: (thinking) so like 1?
Trimaldis: oh yeah, we got this
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2025, 8:29am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/5 "2025-08-29T08:29:09Z")
Trimaldis: we can talk to Archmagus machines!
Sara: I can talk to animals!
Miz: I can sometimes talk to girls!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2025, 8:39am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/6 "2025-08-29T08:39:57Z")
Sara: you’re leading Mizzle into a life of vice and dissolution with your emphasis on gambling
Neko Monarch: my meowgic nyambers are helping him in battle!
Sara: what about the 4000 zenit debt from your nightly card game?
Neko Monarch: I’ve vowed to never again do that
Sara: really?
Neko Monarch: oh yeah we’re switching to dice
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/7 "2025-09-11T22:24:31Z")
Miz: I can make acorn bread, cake, cookies, pancakes, porridge, soup, even liqueur and coffee!
Sara: (getting out knife and fork) prove it
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/8 "2025-09-11T22:27:49Z")
Trimaldis: Dibs on leftovers, also any kitchen scraps. Waste not, want not!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/9 "2025-09-23T18:25:49Z")
Shiny: okay, crew, why did we lose to a bunch of overhyped lizards?
Tiny: we need more lightning guns
Whiny: we need more power to the drivetrain running the armor
Sara: you need to suck less
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/10 "2025-09-23T18:36:57Z")
Miz: what happens if your clank breaks in a way you can’t repair?
Shiny: we carry on regardless, as heroes should!
Tiny: we try to find another clank and fix it up
Whiny: we open a restaurant and stop doing this nonsense
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/11 "2025-09-23T19:18:33Z")
Miz: so there’s dragons, drakes, wyrms, wyverns, serpents, salamanders…
Sara: what’s the difference?
Miz: in the fantastical literature, largely the number of limbs the beast possesses
Sara: so if we cut some limbs off, does it change the classification?
Miz: (sweating) I don’t think anyone thought of that before
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### Author:  [@Dave](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/Dave)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/12 "2025-09-26T03:26:41Z")
SARA: So you just walked the clank out into the sea and didn’t stop until you reached Harmony Island? How did you survive the trip?
SHINY: Strong, inspiring leadership!
TINY: Brilliant engineering support!
WHINY: I’d brought a big bag of walnuts along for snacks.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/13 "2025-09-26T04:15:07Z")
Miz: did it take a long time to walk under the ocean?
Tiny: quite a long time!
Miz: with nothing but this cramped suit to hold the essentials of life
Whiny: pretty much
Miz: so like, did you ever have to go to the bathroom–
Shiny: we do not speak of it
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/14 "2025-10-26T03:33:45Z")
Trimaldis: we aren’t helpless victims constantly in need of saving
Sara: I can close the lid of this trash can again if you want—
Trimaldis: nonono your generosity is greatly appreciated
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2025, 8:42am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/15 "2025-10-26T08:42:43Z")
Miz: don’t you three get all hot and stuffy in the mech suit all day?
Tiny: among my many inventions is advanced roll-on anti-perspirant
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Sara: don’t you get tired of being bossed around? You should put your foot down
Whiny: I do put a foot down, and then they yell at me to put the other foot down, that’s how the suit walks forward
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Shiny: (thinking) the duty of command is a heavy weight to bear
Sara: Whiny, Tiny, stop sitting on Shiny’s head, he can’t breathe
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2025, 9:08am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/16 "2025-10-26T09:08:23Z")
Miz: I noticed that you always rush in to study something and ask questions
Sara: I’m naturally curious!
Miz: well, I was thinking. Do you want to borrow the Arcanum of the Grimoire?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2025, 9:46am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/17 "2025-10-26T09:46:30Z")
Sara: I’m done with the Arcanum of the Grimoire, thanks
Miz: what questions did you ask?
Sara: all of them
Grimoire: please… mercy
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/18 "2025-10-30T23:29:06Z")
Miz: does your home town have social classes, like upper- or lower-class people?
Trimaldis: oh yeah. There’s the dumpster owners and the dumpster divers.
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/19 "2025-11-04T17:26:34Z")
Miz: so bandits attacked us
Trimaldis: yep
Miz: and we beat them up and their boss dropped an item and they ran away
Sara: correct
Miz: and we kept the item we got from beating them up
Trimaldis: right
Miz: and we’re not bandits?
Sara: … they attacked us first
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/20 "2025-11-14T00:43:46Z")
Miz: The Acorn Pixie is excited to meet Drellin’s Fairy
Miz: I don’t have the heart to tell them
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