# Skits and Comedy - Emissary Arc
**URL:** https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332
**Category:** Fabula Ultima
**Tags:** cutscene
**Created:** [August 15, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332 "2025-08-15T23:32:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/21 "2025-11-18T01:18:26Z")
Shiny: is there ever a time you don’t have your nose buried in a book?
Mizzle: sometimes I bury my entire face
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/22 "2025-11-22T18:53:19Z")
Tiny: so you know how for humans, elves are these lithe, beautiful, superior people?
Whiny: like they’re just a better, cooler version of your folk?
Mizzle: uhh, maybe…?
Shiny: Graceful, wise, magical…
Tiny: and you write stories about the beautiful elf girl who falls in love with the shepherd boy…
Mizzle: uh, you guys are losing me here…
Shiny: anyway, that’s what ringtails are to us raccoons!
Tiny: (still musing) and under the moonlight their muzzles touch, and–
(Sara dumps a bucket of cold water over the Trimaldis)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/23 "2025-12-02T13:11:01Z")
Sara: how would you describe Mizzle’s relationship to the Arcana?
Trimaldis: the bookish kid and the book, the bookie, and the rooks
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/24 "2025-12-02T17:41:35Z")
Sara: the Archmagus Reborn!
Mizzle: the evil techno-sorcerer who once ruled the world!
Trimaldis: bane of civilizations!
(The Archmagus’s cloak flies aside to reveal…)
Three Raccoons In A Wizard’s Robe: It was us all along!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 7:34am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/25 "2025-12-17T07:34:08Z")
Mizzle: why is Whiny over there groaning?
Shiny: he tried combining our magitech ranged weapons with those magic pastries we learned about at the patisserie
Tiny: it didn’t work, so he got depressed and ate his gun
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 7:43am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/26 "2025-12-17T07:43:20Z")
(After the visit to the tailor)
Shiny: (singing) Clean shirt, new shoes / And I don’t know where I am goin’ to
Tiny: (singing) Silk suit, black tie / I don’t need a reason why
Whiny: (singing) They come runnin’ so they get here real soon
Trimaldis in chorus: 'Cause every ringtail crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed coon
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 7:50am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/27 "2025-12-17T07:50:07Z")
Saraid: I was thinking about getting a new outfit honestly
Mizzle: what would you get?
Saraid: I was thinking about a yellow tracksuit and some sensible shoes
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/28 "2025-12-17T07:51:31Z")
Saraid: I need to get more practice with the chucks
Shiny: woodchucks?
Saraid: nunchucks
Tiny: woodchuck nuns…?
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 7:57am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/29 "2025-12-17T07:57:05Z")
Saraid: did hitting enemies with a book really work?
Mizzle: you have to admit it’s a “novel” fighting style!
Trimaldis: hah!
Saraid: do not encourage this
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/30 "2025-12-17T20:42:54Z")
Mizzle: I’m saving up for a wagon or some other kinda vehicle so we can travel faster
Saraid: a wagon sounds good!
Trimaldis: we were thinking about a Ford Falcon XB GT Hardtop with a Weiand 6-71 supercharger and 351 cubic inches of displacement
Mizzle: (checking his wallet) I think it’s gonna be a wagon
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/31 "2025-12-17T21:04:12Z")
Saraid: I’m still sad that Melody’s family didn’t want me around
Mizzle: I guess they didn’t think Melody should be around a cool older sister who lives a life of delinquency and rebellion
Saraid: that’s kind of you to say
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/32 "2025-12-19T23:58:21Z")
Host: I’m glad that you five accepted my dinner invitation
Saraid: Very gracious of you to offer it
Host: and you seem to have enjoyed every meal put before you
Mizzle: oh yes, it was all delicious
Host: and even though the dinner ended three days ago, you’re still at my table
Trimaldis: well, er, it really was excellent food–
Host: get out
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/33 "2025-12-24T02:41:50Z")
Mizzle: it’s Christmas time! How do you all celebrate it? On the Gallimaufry, we’d recommend books to each other
Saraid: I perform good deeds for strangers, without thought of reward, to put smiles on faces
Trimaldis: back home, we put up a tree next to the dumpster and let the kids root through it for gifts
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2025, 6:35am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/34 "2025-12-31T06:35:52Z")
Shiny: so the only way we’ll get the information we need from the bartender is for someone to do a burlesque show in the saloon?
Tiny: who would be shameless enough to make such a spectacle of themselves?
Whiny: my time has come!
Saraid: (covers Mizzle’s eyes)
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2026, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/35 "2026-01-03T00:28:03Z")
Mizzle: it’s nice to be traveling again! Seeing the sights, exploring the mysteries…
Shiny: there’s just something about the open road that calls to the soul
Tiny: we got told never to go back there ever again after Whiny’s performance
Whiny: I think it went well!
Saraid: I talked them down from a public execution
Whiny: see? Went well!
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2026, 3:13am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/36 "2026-01-05T03:13:38Z")
Shiny: if we travel long enough, do you think we’ll see everything there is to see?
Whiny: hear everything there is to hear?
Tiny: smell everything there is to smell?
Shiny: I think we can skip that one, I’ve been downwind of some of the dumpsters you two have already visited
Tiny: some smells are an acquired taste
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/37 "2026-01-07T18:21:18Z")
Mizzle: do you ever miss your family?
Saraid: sometimes. But I also have a wonderful second family, the people that I’m traveling with, the people who have helped my dream of bringing justice and happiness to the whole world
Mizzle: do you ever get frustrated with your family?
Saraid: oh god yes, sometimes I don’t know how I put up with even 10% of the nonsense
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2026, 3:53am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/38 "2026-01-15T03:53:02Z")
Melody: it’s too bad that Saraid had to leave before she got to meet our family’s pet raccoon
Alvin: it’s okay, I feel like she got your family’s goat
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2026, 6:04am UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/39 "2026-01-15T06:04:50Z")
The Dark Lord: what the FUCK is holding them up?
Beleaguered Witch: my lord, they’re having a comical interlude with the occupant of a church bell
The Dark Lord: this feels like it’s not going to end soon. Do you think I have time to finally take that vacation?
Beleaguered Witch: I’ll notify them of the location of the village of talking pangolin bards, I’m sure that’ll buy you at least 3 months
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### Author:  [@garrett](https://forum.menagerie.team/u/garrett)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://forum.menagerie.team/t/skits-and-comedy-emissary-arc/1332/40 "2026-01-18T20:54:08Z")
(Underground, the heroes have found a lamp and rubbed it, causing a creature to emerge…)
Dun-Djinn: I am the Dun-Djinn! Thank you for freeing me! I can grant you three wishes
Shiny: there’s five of us. Is that three wishes each?
Tiny: if it’s three wishes total, two people are gonna lose out
Mizzle: I’m okay not wishing for stuff!
Saraid: are wishes for world peace too much?
Whiny: I was gonna wish for some snacks…
Dun-Djinn: listen, y’all may want the Costco Djinn, they grant off-brand wishes in bulk
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