A fight at the dinner table? Am in!

Monster wishes everyone happy festival celebrating passing of minimal elevation of system star due to planetary wobbling. Seems weird, but hey, whatever pokes you in the nose. Would come and celebrate, but happy sitting here dipping candy canes in salsa (you must try this!) and waiting for rumored Way creature that infiltrates houses via main heat generator exhaust duct so that I can hit him many times and take his bag of things. You have a happy one!