Menagerie Incorrect Quotes

Summer: I’ve asked you repeatedly not to use me as a wifi access point for your hacking
Alycia: hold still, I’m almost done

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Alycia: no. No. NO.
Summer: pink ribbons would really accessorize this outfit, I’m sure of it!
Alycia: this is your revenge, isn’t it
Summer: revenge is a dish best served cute!

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Skinner: Alright Ten Stone, I know you’ve been looking into exploring the more mystical elements of Excalibur so I thought we’d spend some time on that.
Armiger: Great, what is going to be? Magical spells? Casting fireballs? Making Excalibur fire magical beams of light?
Skinner: See that river?
Armiger: Yes!
Skinner: I want you to turn your sword into a bridge and use it to cross the river.
Armiger: confused look That’s a thing.
Skinner: Someone hasn’t been reading the literature.

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Harry: super-speed!
Adam: emotionally-powered force fields
Charlotte: either being dead or being magical
Summer: my android construction
Alycia: my normal personality
Doctor: I’m glad you all have a plan for social distancing during the contagion

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Alycia: And if that fails, I have tasers.

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Alycia: (punching figure in face multiple times) And don’t talk to me about mask comfort! I’ve worn a a much tighter, hotter mask in the Amazon basin for three days straight, pursued day and night by my father’s killbots and if I complained to him about my ‘personal freedom’ he would have --!
Link: (to the others) And this, kids, is why we’re practicing our appropriate social interactions with a combat dummy first.

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Alycia: (still punching the combat dummy) "Have you NEVER raided a HYPERgenius WEAPONS lab and seen the COST of ignoring BASIC … BIOHAZARDPROTOCOLS?!
Link: Um.
Alycia: (punches the head off the combat dummy)
Link: Does anyone have Jason on speed dial?

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Leo: you should see what Alycia is doing to these poor training dummies
Jason: you should have seen what she did to the ones she 3D printed that look like me

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