garrett
(Bill Garrett)
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When you tell the GM you want to fight against the evil empire…
… but your players act like they usually do …
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
2
When the GM houserules the dice mechanic to be grittier…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
3
When the mission is infiltration and the engagement roll is a 1…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
4
When the GM promises a space-based mission for a change…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
5
When you’re on a mission from the Way and your Wanted level goes up…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
6
When you miss a ship maintenance…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
7
When you can finally afford Engines 4…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
8
When your first upgrade is the Galley…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
9
When everyone simultaneously overindulges their Vices, then comes back to the spaceport…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
10
Where 75% of your XP comes from in the second half of the campaign…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
11
When you’ve given up and just blow stress on every roll because that’s the only way to get out of this shit…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
12
When you’re playing the logical, rational xeno Stitch but you need that one extra die…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
13
When a player misses a session but their PC is vital to the plot…
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garrett
(Bill Garrett)
14
When the job is over and it’s time to screw around with the space goblin NPCs at the bar…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
15
When the game just gives up on resolving a long-running plot…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
16
When you constantly blow cred on cool shit instead of stashing it…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
17
When the Muscle explains their custom Vice to the GM…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
18
When you realize Comfort and Support is no longer a valid move…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
19
When you explain why you need to expand the crew quarters instead of get the ship some guns…
garrett
(Bill Garrett)
20
When you’ve used Sway and Command recklessly through the whole campaign and now you see the actual results…
