“Cute! It’s chasing after us on --”
“It was cute before. At the village. It was so cute!”
“Okay, it was cute! At the village! Here? Not so freaking much!”
“It’s still cute!”
“Duck!”
“Ducks are cute, too!”
“Hardy-har. Death rays are not cute.”
“Down this embankment! But the monkey is still cute! _It has that little hat!”
_
“It isn’t a little hat, it’s a cerebral enhancement crown. Its intelligence has been boosted by an ancient technology, it’s controlling that giant golden monkey robot built by the Procyon invaders five thousand years ago, and _it’s trying to kill us!”
_
“That just means it’s a highly lethal agent for a failed alien incursion, carrying out a mission started by a star-faring race long since dead. It’s dangerous, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t _cute.”
_
"The two do not go together!"
"Really? Really?!"
“Now you’re going to --? Look out! Okay, usually they don’t go together!”
“That’s a marginally more defensible position.”
"But not the monkey!"
“But it’s so _cute!”
_
“Here it comes again!”
author: *** Dave H.
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(Sorry, I’m fine with Jonny Quest homages, but I have to draw the line at Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.)