Incorrect Megalos Quotes

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Crew as Onion headlines:
Professor Magnus: Wise, Thoughtful Elder Won’t Put A Sock In It

Xeric: Man Reaches First Of Dozens Of Breaking Points To Come

Auoy: Enby Embraces Holiday Spirit By Telling Strangers They Don’t Speak To Their Family

Carabas: Sometimes I Feel Like I’m The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair

Carabas: Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day

Seirus: I Love My Country - Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

Crew: Local Dumbasses Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

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This one was so in character I had to give it the highest honor possible.

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Carabas: I haven’t been an assassin in a long time
Xeric: prove it
Carabas: you know that obnoxious otter woman who accosts me every single day with small talk about her garden?
Xeric: Mrs. Glaswungle?
Carabas: is she still alive?
Xeric: yeah
Carabas: I rest my case

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Carabas: if I was drowning, would you throw me a rope?
Seirus: I’d have used up all the rope tying you to an anchor

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Xeric: are you a healer because you cherish life and want to end suffering?
Auoy: nope, blood is my hobby

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Seirus: I need life advice.
Carabas, stabbing a killer robot with his sword: You came to the wrong person.
Carabas, stabbing another killer robot with his sword: And your timing sucks.

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(Later)
Carabas (handing out care bundles at the local orphanage): Stupid archaic Loethia.

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I’M A FOOL! I missed the obvious joke

Auoy: You know archaic Loethia?
Seirus: Yeah I got bored with old Kilmerane.
A: You know Kilmerane?
S: Yeah someone from my underwater basket weaving club taught me.
A: YOU HAVE AN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING CLUB?
S: You don’t know everything about me Landdweller. Now, would you like a basket?

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Seirus: if I see any enemies, I’ll draw their attention and lure them into water
Xeric: that’s right, cause you’re our fish tank

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Xeric: gonna eat Thanksgiving dinner with us?
Carabas: yeah, sit down and get a plate
Auoy: I don’t remove my mask in the presence of strangers
Seirus: you know us!
Auoy: I do and you’re all very strange

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Carabas: this?
Auoy: turkey, extremely rare
Carabas: these?
Auoy: blood sausages
Carabas: those?
Auoy: blood berries
Carabas: maybe I’ll just have a cocktail
Auoy: I’ll mix a Bloody Mary
Carabas: fine, fine, I apologize for asking you to help cook

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