Carabas: Seirus, you’re a tanky sort, protect me
Seirus: from what
(nearby, Gwin is arguing with Xeric about who let him get injured)
Seirus:
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Auoy: So, that’s what’s down there. So beautiful. It draws me…
Carabas: An entire land beneath the Mists. Endless opportunities for those who are quick enough.
Seirus: So much to be explored … studied … before tourists start trudging through it.
Xeric: Yyyeah, I promised Gwin we’d go see Deadpool and Wolverine this weekend.
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Seirus: hey, come down and check out these new lands. They say there’s blood tornados. A Chanter actually died last week
Auoy: you had me at “blood tornados”
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Carabas: (tipsy) what do you think we should do about Barry?
Xeric: (drunk) we should invent a new element and make him the temple guardian for it
Seirus: that would never work
Xeric: sure it would work. Wait. No. He might not know how to make tattoos. You’re right. We’ll need to pair him with a tattoo artist
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Carabas: We can call it Barrium!
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Carabas: AUOY! WHAT IS THE DARK, TERRIBLE SECRET I KNOW YOU HOLD?!
Auoy: Wine-Away® cleans up blood stains, too.
Carabs: That’s … surprisingly useful to know.
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Auoy: See? If you then dab it with water, the spatters of blood just lift out from whatever you happen to be wearing.
Seirus: Does it matter if most of the blood is mine? I mean, I assume not. But, since it is mostly mine …
Carabas: This is, in fact, why most of my attacks are phantasmal terror attacks. Very little blood, though other localized body fluids may be involved.
Xeric: I’m not sure they make WineAway® in large enough drums for the spray patterns I get involved in.
Gwin: I better not find your clothing reeking of WineAway®, mister.
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