Mette: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Alex: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Mette. You’re already on the holiday card.
1 Like
37: We need to think, how do we usually get out of these messes?
Joe: JUST KEEP PUNCHING!
2 Likes
Mette: “… ‘Banana! Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange’?”
Joe: “…”
Mette: “Weird, that kills 'em in the future.”
2 Likes
Kiln: Oh, I heard this great joke! You’ll love it! “Where does a 500 pound gorilla sleep?”
Joe: My Aunt refuses to let me back into her home. Normal beds collapse under my weight. I’m dependent on the charity of the Quill Foundation.
Kiln: Crap, you have Hopeless checked again, don’t you?
2 Likes
Synch: Heroes are awesome!
Link: Heroes are on an endless journey into a dark future.
Mette: Heroes may be the cause of future oblivion.
Joe: Heroes are freaks and monsters.
37: Heroes are closely monitored for aberrant behavior.
Synch: …
Synch: Are you guys sure you’re playing the right game?
3 Likes
Sync: why is Kiln in detention anyway?
Alex: they walked into a pottery class and just started smashing jars like a berserker
2 Likes
Sync: Mette came from the future right? So she’s seen our future too?
Alex: yeah. She has 2020 vision.
2 Likes
Kiln: Joe said there is an enemy he could not defeat. I wish to avenge him.
Alex: it was the manager of an all you can eat buffet.
Kiln: they must be a formidable foe indeed.
Alex: they can refuse service to anyone. Come on, we’re making hot pot for Joe tonight and need some groceries.
1 Like
Mr. Brick: As a reminder: the Mathletes squad is recruiting for three vacant positions. They need volunteers. I have emailed those of you who will make the best volunteers. Go volunteer, before I convince the headmaster to turn detention into academic work-study probation and you end up on the squad anyway.
Sync, from the shadows: DiaBOLical…
3 Likes
Alex, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, Authority Figure.
AEGIS Handler, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, Problem Child.
3 Likes
Bank Robbers: (driving) We lost 'em!
(crunching noise, car roof is torn off)
Mighty Joe Young: vibe check!
2 Likes
Kiln: (appearing with bow, arrows, spear, and traps) I am ready to help obtain meat for the hot pot
Alex: we’re going to Safeway
Alex: (beat) on the other hand it’s in the bad part of town. Let’s go
1 Like
Mette: where can I obtain protein pills?
Sync: what’s that?
Mette: synthetic food stuffs, mass produced, with assorted artificial flavors
Sync: oh that’s Atomic Burger on 45th, they should still be open
2 Likes
Joe: It’s stupid!
Kiln: Hey, nothing we’ve done so far has been un-stupid, and we’re still alive, aren’t we?
Joe: I can’t really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
1 Like
Sync: my crush at school doesn’t know my name
Alex: go introduce yourself?
Sync: every time we talk I use a different alias
2 Likes
I learned a new term today (“T-pose”)!
2 Likes
3 Likes
I regret having brought this phrase to your attention
1 Like