Mette: in my time, people such as yourself no longer exist, but the stories persist
Alex: smart people? Non-binary people? People working for a paramilitary organization?
Mette: people who like pineapple on pizza
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Waters: we need to talk about your reports, again
Alex: what’s the problem now?
Waters: I appreciate that the villain’s costume wasn’t germane to the fight, but maybe describe it in more detail than “big yikes”
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Alex, eating a Caesar salad: Stab stab stab
Alex, as a crouton flies off the plate: Et tu, crouton?
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Alex: So basically the Paleo diet is what we think prehistoric people ate, and the idea is it’s healthier because people from that time were healthier too. What do you think?
Kiln: (around a hamburger) that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
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Synch: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Alex: Yeah that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
Joe: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Synch: All Alex gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can they expect me to eat raw toast?
Joe: You mean bread?!
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Music teacher: Alright, folks, what’s your choice of instrument?
Mette: Guitar
Kiln: Flute
Alex: Bass
Sync: Drums
Joe: Triangle
(for fun, fill in your own PC’s actual preferences)
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Joe should be drums. Obviously.
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Sync: guys, guys, I filled out this “what kind of superhero are you?” quiz! Check my results out!
(elsewhere)
AEGIS handler: 1337, what kind of superhero are you?
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Mette: Does anyone else get happy when their brains releases a bunch of endorphins?
Alex: Can’t relate. Now stop talking. I’m trying to sleep.
Kiln: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Kiln: Don’t fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.
Alex: I’m always afraid of Ohio.
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Kiln: I have an idea!
Alex: No explosions.
Kiln: . . .
Kiln: I no longer have an idea…
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Joe: You’re the worst human I’ve ever met
Kiln: I’d be offended if I was human
Joe:
Joe: What?
Kiln: What?
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Synch: I don’t need gasoline to light a fire. All I need are these two hands and a lack of adult supervision
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Sync: what are you wearing to prom, Alex?
Alex: pajamas
Sync: they won’t let you in wearing pajamas
Alex: mission accomplished then
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Kiln, playing with a puzzle Alex gave them: I will prevail! To save the team and return home!
Kiln, 5 hours later: I’m practicing the ancient art of Giving Up.
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Kiln: FOUR MONTHS!!
Mette: What are they talking about?
Alex: It’s really not that important.
Kiln: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME A FAKE PLANT!!
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Mette: How did Alex convince you to water a fake plant for four months? It’s clearly plastic.
Kiln: They said it was a special modern plant.
Mette: So you kept watering it?
Kiln: … I like plants.
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Alex: oh it’s bad, don’t go in there. Total quarantine.
Waters: What happened in there, kid?
Alex: chili cookoff. Kiln brought their Wind Waker, Mette brewed up something called Nuclear Propulsion, Joe’s contribution was the Fire Monkey, Synchronous has his Clockstopper, and I made the ol’ Federal Death Sentence.
Waters: any survivors?
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Mette: … wait. You have plants? Like real ones? Not just algae in the hydroponics bay?
Synchronous: …yeah?
Mette: LET ME SEE IT
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