Joe: I think I’m falling for you 
Jillian: get up
Chris: I was talking with my brother yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
Kiln: is this right?
Alex: it is too goddamn early in the morning for me to fucking look at this
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Jillian: Every man wants me, but I want only you.
Mette: You so put the “primate” in this primitive past.
Emma: You’re the one guy that might get me to, y’know …
Joe: [wakes up in a cold sweat, which is particularly awful when you’re covered in fur.]
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Joe: I’m never gonna be with a girl as long as I live.
Alex: Issat because you’re gay?
Joe: …
Alex: Sorry, things get weird when I try to be supportive
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Seven Year: I’ve heard it all. Not all there, nobody wants to see you, let me be clear, do you blush. Kids are endlessly inventive when finding ways to be cruel
Alex: Least ya can flip people off without them noticing
Seven Year: I take my victories where I can find them, yeah
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(At slumber party)
Jillian: but it’s not even midnight! Why do I have to go to sleep?
Gothwitch: It’s not about how tired you are. It’s about how tired you’re making everyone else.
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Kiln: May I have some of those chicken tenders?
Alex: Don’t you have problems with chicken?
EDIT:
Kiln: This is my revenge.
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Gothwitch: that trial was pretty brutal
Jillian: why are people talking about the trial and not my performance?
Gothwitch: okay, you were pretty bad at that trial
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(texting)
Sync: are you around?
Joe: Yes
Sync: are you mad?
Joe: no, why do you ask?
Sync: idk that “yes” sounded angry
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Also, Joe really can’t use a mobile, but has to use a wireless-enabled tablet, due to his big fingers, which is irksome. And another good reason for large cargo pants shorts, and customized titanium/carbon fiber tablet cases.
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Joe: I need tech support again 
Alex: no problem, I can help. We’re gonna get you some Gorilla Glass.
Joe: 
Alex: I swear to god it’s a real thing look it up
Joe: I can’t until you fix my tablet!
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Gothwitch: I take my coffee as black as my soul
Chris: me too
Gothwitch: you’re drinking green tea
Chris: (sips)
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Evan: Jillian recommended a theme song for me
Evan: it’s called “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”
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Roddy: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Joe: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.
Kiln: Don’t worry. There will come a time with its not.
Joe: Thanks! Even worse!
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Alex: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Agent Waters: …
Agent Waters: The good news.
Alex: It is very unlikely that we will ever, EVER do it again.
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Alex: with a bunch of supermodels on board, were there ever beauty pageants?
Mette: oh yes
Alex: how’d that work?
Mette: it was tied to the ship’s maintenance schedule. We had Miss Hydroponics, Miss Solar Cells, Miss Cryopods, and so on. I won as Miss Engineering Section one year
Alex: no sci-fi author ever saw this coming
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Alex: so this is an alert system that will signal me if you’re ever under a lot of stress. I get your GPS location as well so I can come help. Any questions?
Joe: (attaches device) none so far–
Mette: hello friends!
Alex: huh. It’s going off already
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