Sigrun: if we had to blame any one person for all of this, it’d be–
Blackbird: --Powertronic–
Sigrun: --that boy Roddy, for showing up at a terrible time
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Joey: Decisions, decision …
Kiln: Weighing the burden of duty vs personal freedom?
Alex: Tactical deployment and target selection?
Mette: Choosing between anger and love?
Roddy: Picking the perfect moment to attack?
Joey: I was … actually talking about the incredible pre-battle brunch spread down in the plaza. I didn’t know they made mangoes that big!
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Joey: what’s your New Year’s resolution, Alex?
Alex: 3840 x 2160 pixels at around 140 frames per second
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Mette: now that the future has changed so much, I don’t know what’s coming
Mette: I’ve lost the feeling of stability I have. Everything ahead of me is darkness
Mette: with my mission almost complete, what will I do now? What is my purpose?
Kiln: here, try this experimental BBQ sauce Chris and I came up with and let us know what you think
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Joey: I’m on the verge of laying my life on the line to protect the people who made me a living weapon.
Mette: I’m about to take the final desperate steps toward changing the dystopian future that shaped me.
Kiln: I’m facing the climax of a war against ultimate evil that has stretched across thousands of years.
Alex: I’m confronting my greatest technical challenge, with a deadline that could mean the deaths of billions.
Roddy: I’m about to go into mortal combat against an omega-class opponent, and my new girlfriend is watching.
Harry: (Runs up, holding a bowl.) You guys look like you could use some chips.
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Kiln: chips! Perfect. Try this BBQ sauce
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Joey: Hey, this is actually pretty good dipping sauce.
Alex: Have to admit, good stuff.
Mette: Beats the heck out of prepackaged “SPICY FOOD SUBSTANCE” packets.
Roddy: Yow! Zippy!
Kiln: Thank you. It’s the unicorn tears that give it a certain piquancy.
All: (stare)
Joey: You are joking, right?
Kiln: Of course.
All: Whew.
Kiln: Unicorns don’t have tear ducts. Trust me on this one.
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Roddy: Wow, that charge forward with all those ghostly images behind you – that was so Aragorn. Did you, like, know him back then?
Kiln: No.
Roddy: Does this mean you’re actually the king, not Joey?
Kiln: No.
Roddy: Do you think you could teach me how to --?
Kiln: No.
Voices in Kiln Head: HE MOCKS US! STRIKE HIM DOWN! SAVE OUR DIGNITY!
Kiln: (Sighs) No.
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“Alex only brought one Tupperware box of tendies”
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