Nono: do you ship Alex and John?
Emma: there’s no sexual tension there. In fact there’s noticeable sexual slack
Nono: how about Jason and Alycia?
Emma: well they have chemistry. He’s basic and she’s acidic
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Harry: do you think the inventors of tennis thought up “love means I haven’t scored” and didn’t realize the implications?
Stingray: (hiding behind rubble) we are being shot at by supervillains and you ask this now?
Harry: sorry, I have ADHD. Accelerated Distractable Harry Disorder
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Charlotte: they named a whole town after me. I’m honored
Jason: you mean Charlottesville? That’s—
Charlotte: (holds up an invitation to the renaming event for Ghost Girl City)
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Mr and Mrs Amari: what have we learned today?
(Jordan goes sailing by on a construct of an airship manned by dinosaur pirates)
Adam: unlocking Antares Alpha-One was a mistake
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Alex: the coffee maker is broken and there’s only one cup of Joe left in all Antarctica
Jason: we can split—
Alycia: I WILL FIGHT YOU ALL
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Leo: (looking in the freezer) where’s the ice cream I bought?
Aria: … it was aliens
Leo: what?
Aria: (washing bowl and spoon) it was aliens. Aliens came down and ate your ice cream
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Maury: so everything you say has to be some kind of lie?
Vermillion: maybe
Maury: but you can hint at the truth?
Vermillion: perhaps
Maury: we are 37 questions in and still have no idea if you want anything from the grocery store while I’m out
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Barista: uhhhh. What can I get the two of you?
Glom: Venti Mocha frappuccino
Khyrrsz: (grunts and growls something)
Glom: my friend will have an Americano with 825 shots of espresso
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I know there’s more baristas in Halcyon than just Summer (and she isn’t one by the time this would happen) but it was much funnier to me if it was her instead of like Jaycee or some rando.
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Nono: so anyway, next I was thinking about a crossover of “John Wick” and “All Dogs Go To Heaven” because there’s shared themes there, but also it would just be really neat for John to see his dog again and get some kind of redemption…
Captive: enough, I’ll talk, I’ll talk!
Alycia: are you sure? We could hear more about the other fanfic ideas she has
Captive: alright, the boss’s real name is…
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Summer: I turned down an invitation to appear in Popular Mechanics
Otto: why?
Summer: it was the swimsuit issue
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Summer: I entered Half & Half in an international coffee competition
Charlotte: what do we need to do?
Summer: it’s a series of ten events. It’s called the Decaflon
Brute: I hate that guy in black armor
Blades: I liked him actually
Brute: but he beat me up!
Blades: that’s what I like about him
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Net Worth: they say money can’t buy love
Net Worth: honesty, it’s probably just out of their price range
Nono: why do you wear your hair long anyway?
Alycia:
(original https://imgur.com/gallery/danger-of-ponytails-CERfiXl)
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Otto: I got Mo here to agree to do a little theater with us. He insisted on as few lines as possible, all he has to do is say “true” or “false”
Big Bill: so it’s a bit part
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Stingray: with tentacles instead of follicles, what kind of styling or looks can you pull off?
Ninjess: I have a few possible hairdos, and a whole bunch of hair don’ts
Emma: I’m the Eighth Wonder of the Villain World
John Black: aka “I wonder who let her in”
Andi: so my powers depend on anchoring peoples’ image of me in my own mind, and drawing strength from that connection
Harry: great, how can we support you with that?
Andi: so uh. What would you say is our relationship exactly?
Harry: …I gotta go
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