Alex: I skipped school a lot to stay on the computer
Nono: what did you tell your parents to get away with that?
Alex: I had a hacking cough
Nono: I’ve been documenting our spy adventures as fiction!
Alycia: surely you haven’t compromised us by daring to post them anywhere people will see
Nono: are you kidding? I have some notion of OPSEC
Nono: I posted them to my other Tumblr account
Alycia: you have until I’ve reloaded and a round is in the chamber to delete them
Keri: the hat is too big!
Quinn: hats can never be too big
Keri: and what are these clashing colors?
Quinn: it’s attention grabbing!
Keri: Adam is an Autumn, you cannot put Spring colors on him!
(the entire Concordance armada is bearing down)
Adam: can we talk about this later–
Keri, Quinn: NO!
Nono: now that I’m part of a secret covert ops group in Antarctica, nobody can possibly find my secret porn folder
John: we found your secret porn folder
Alex: your security is abysmal! I can help though.
Emma: your shit is vanilla. You need to be violent, degrading, and disrespectful to the laws of God and man.
Jason: I’m deeply uncomfortable with your choice of uh, characters. Please consider writing “JQ” out entirely.
Alycia: your work was barely readable. Your grammar, spelling, character voice, and plotting are all unacceptably below my standards. We’ll talk later.