Skits and Comedy

Games Fabula Ultima
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(Reposted for reposterity)
in light of last sessions (the Trimaldis are overprotective and not great on identifying humans), here’s a list of future Mizzle plots

  1. Forced to wear a dress to get into the all-women city
  2. Trimaldis build a second smaller clank for Miz to wear as extra armor, it’s adorable but totally unusable
  3. Cute toy ship with half-elf princess of Rozinande
  4. (To the Trimaldis and Sara) “Are you this child’s parents?”
  5. Miz is forced into strength and manliness training by some ultra-masculine hero, fails completely. Miz helps the hero confess to his love interest in return
  6. Trimaldis and Sara frantically search three kingdoms when Miz disappears, turns out he fell asleep in the Merchant Princes’ book-sellers’ alley
  7. Other party members bribe Neko Monarch into being Miz’s babysitter
  8. Trimaldis take Miz on the ritual of manhood from Trishenko: your first dumpster dive
  9. Sara tries teaching Miz self-defense, overwhelms him with strength of her battle aura, Miz flees combat from then on
  10. As a minor child wandering the continent with no responsible supervision, Miz is assigned to catch every Poke’mon
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Sara: those three look identical. How do we tell them apart?
Miz: I got this covered
Sara: how
Miz: while they were sleeping, I dyed their fur unique colors

Trimaldis: we don’t like people telling us apart
Sara: but don’t you want to be recognized as individuals, with your own tastes, feelings, opinions, wants, needs, lives?
Trimaldis: if nobody can tell which is which, we can avoid blame for anything one of us does