Alex: I got us some super high-tech goodies, stealth suits, a plane, and insider information from AEGIS that’ll cost us dearly. Anyone think of anything else?
Kiln: can you get us some chicken tenders?
Alex: (brandishing fork) fight me
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Joe: (raising massive hand) … I’ll take a stealth suit …
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No one will ever suspect.
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Joey: I got this love letter
Roddy: congratulations! Someone likes you!
Joey: it’s from the GM. 
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Roddy: hey Joey, how did your mock battle against Kiln work out?
Joey: well…
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Mette: these old classic shows are so dated, but so funny!
Alex: like what? “Leave It To Beaver”?
Mette: “Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century”
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Teacher: any observations on our modern world, Kiln?
Kiln: people are bad about their physical and mental fitness. You have to force yourselves into healthy habits.
Teacher: oh? And how did your civilization do it?
Kiln: we made sure everyone was fit and sharp by putting the controls to our vital infrastructure behind moving platforms, timed jumping exercises, and block puzzles
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Mette: I have no idea. The technology eludes me.
Kiln: my witchcraft and magitek knowledge contributes nothing here.
Alex: yeah this is beyond anything I ever tried to hack.
Sergeant SURGE: so not even you three were able to set a VCR clock. Interesting. Class dismissed.
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Alex: hey Time Lord, what’s up?
Roddy: I think my powers are getting stronger!
Alex: how so?
Roddy: 3… 2… 1…
Joey: (bursting into the room) Evan really pisses me off!
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SURGE: Dammit, Young!
Joey: To be fair, Sarge, those VCR buttons are very fragile.
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Evan: For the field trip, we will be using hero names.
Evan: You can address me as EAGLE ONE.
Evan: Jillian, code name: BEEN THERE DONE THAT.
Evan: Mette is CURRENTLY DOING THAT.
Evan: Kiln is IT HAPPENED ONCE IN A DREAM.
Evan: Sync, code name: IF I HAD TO PICK A DUDE.
Evan: Joey is… EAGLE TWO.
Joey: oh thank God.
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Kiln: …are you serious?
Alex: absolutely.
Kiln: I can just. Hit him as hard as I can. And the team isn’t going to be angry with me?
Alex: not as long as you say what I told you to say, first
Kiln: What was it ag–
Alex: “vibe check”
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Alex: I don’t think I can stay on the same team as the person who ruined my life. This complete and utter betrayal of my trust.
Joe: Oh for pity’s sake.
Joe: We’ll buy you more chicken tenders in the morning.
Alex: THEY WON’T BE THE SAME!
(In the background Kiln has a mouth stuffed full of chicken tenders with no remorse)
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Kiln: why are the pictures moving?
Sync: why is it in black and white?
Mette: why isn’t it three dimensional?
Joe: why are there gorillas? You tryin’ to start something?
Alex: I can’t show any of you schmucks a movie at once, can I
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Alex: so you fireballed the teacher’s projector?
Kiln: that’s correct
Alex: instead of hurting the teacher
Kiln: devices can be replaced, but people can be seriously hurt
Alex: okay first of all do not ever come near my collection of obsolete game consoles with that attitude
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Evan: I am Evtenefel Daystarson, but you can call me Evan. And you are?
Derek: Not as straight as I thought apparently.
Evan: I can work with that.
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Roddy: where are your parents anyway?
Alex: I bailed on 'em. We don’t see eye to eye on a lot of things
Roddy: like what?
Alex: like my personal identity
Alex: and the 137 counts of violating USC section 1030, Fraud and Related Activity in Connection with Computers.
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Alex: why are you rooming at the school
Sync: My parents live in the city. I live in the Moment
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Alex: everyone knows what they’re doing, right?
Joe: like… In general, or the plan for this fight?
Alex: the plan
Joe: oh. Phew.
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Kiln: alright. We all know the plan. Mette, distract the target. Joe, throw me at the objective. Roddy, you’ll be timing the target’s response patterns and will retrieve me via the rope at the proper moment.
Everyone: got it.
(later)
Alex: yeah, see ya later, Mette.
Alex: (searching) where the fuck did my pizza rolls get to?
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